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The Peoples Court : Man vs Caterpillar

October 25, 2023 Omgitswicks
The Peoples Court : Man vs Caterpillar
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The Peoples Court : Man vs Caterpillar
Oct 25, 2023
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Ever found yourself arguing about a spiky creature while rumbling through the Everglades in a Jeep? That's exactly where Wicks and I found ourselves with Patricia. As Wicks donned the mantle of protector, an innocuous caterpillar spurred a lively debate about its potential toxicity. Turns out, even in the wild, we can't escape the allure of misinformation. 

Does solitude always have to be a downer? Wicks and I say no! In this episode, we're breaking down how solo activities can still be a blast, from creating your own concerts to devouring a DVD collection during a hurricane-induced Internet blackout (I’m looking at you, CenturyLink!). Speaking of DVDs, who knew you can find them at Dollar Stores? It's all about recognizing the importance of reliable sources of information and entertainment. 

Ever felt torn between accepting or rejecting someone who annoys you? Join us as we delve into the entertaining dynamics of social acceptance and rejection through the tales of Reggie and Wendy's. Before we sign off, I've got a request for you: If you’ve got something to say, don’t keep it to yourself! Whether it’s love, hate, or something in between, let us know in the comments or by sending a video or email. Don't forget: emotions and facts are different beasts and should be treated as such. Let's keep the conversation going, folks!

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Ever found yourself arguing about a spiky creature while rumbling through the Everglades in a Jeep? That's exactly where Wicks and I found ourselves with Patricia. As Wicks donned the mantle of protector, an innocuous caterpillar spurred a lively debate about its potential toxicity. Turns out, even in the wild, we can't escape the allure of misinformation. 

Does solitude always have to be a downer? Wicks and I say no! In this episode, we're breaking down how solo activities can still be a blast, from creating your own concerts to devouring a DVD collection during a hurricane-induced Internet blackout (I’m looking at you, CenturyLink!). Speaking of DVDs, who knew you can find them at Dollar Stores? It's all about recognizing the importance of reliable sources of information and entertainment. 

Ever felt torn between accepting or rejecting someone who annoys you? Join us as we delve into the entertaining dynamics of social acceptance and rejection through the tales of Reggie and Wendy's. Before we sign off, I've got a request for you: If you’ve got something to say, don’t keep it to yourself! Whether it’s love, hate, or something in between, let us know in the comments or by sending a video or email. Don't forget: emotions and facts are different beasts and should be treated as such. Let's keep the conversation going, folks!

Support the Show.


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Speaker 1:

I think that an alligator affected the whole place. Man, can you think about like that? One person ain't gotta get the alligator. They finna call everybody else, not everybody else looking like how we finna get this alligator.

Speaker 2:

They gonna get away from that, they not gonna help them get that out.

Speaker 1:

But that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2:

So now you gotta call somebody, you definitely not gonna help them.

Speaker 1:

You shut down now, cause now you're trying to like you know what I'm saying get the people, the trapper, to come in and get it out. So now you shut down, so that affected the whole place. Oh my God, it's Wix, wix. Oh my God, god. Oh, I'm just Wix. Oh my God, oh my God. Hey everybody, this is the OMG is Wix show podcast, episode 14. We have 14. 14, yeah, we have 14, y'all we still here. I know y'all was hoping that we weren't gonna be here, no more. Y'all probably weren't hoping that it was in my mind, but we still here. I got.

Speaker 2:

Are we gonna be here. I don't care if there's one person watching, no people watching, we still here. We still gonna be here, so that the one people, that the one people, the one person that is upset at him, just knows that it's just, we're gonna always be here. So are you upset with me? I got nothing better to do.

Speaker 1:

Is that what we doing?

Speaker 2:

You didn't even tell nobody your name Hold on Like you didn't even tell him your name. You know, I don't think my name matters, cause these are your people. And, by the way, I want to start off with that, this is Manny Knox, but I want to start off addressing. We're gonna do things here. I need you to just chill in the background, cause you'll get your opportunity to lie and tell yes, I, this is the people's court. Sure, he's the judge. Rudy's the judge.

Speaker 1:

No, we're gonna let the people be the judge, no. And now, like stop, and I explain to you. I'm glad you said that, cause that's the first thing I want to get into.

Speaker 2:

People's court. First thing I want to get into. There's two other people in the room. You can't see them. They're not on my side cause your friends just want to make fun of you, so they're just going to make fun of me and not care about my position. It's the people's court, the people, your people, are going to listen to you. Whether you right, wrong, they don't care, Cause I'm nobody to them.

Speaker 1:

It's the voice. It's the voice.

Speaker 2:

They're always going to take your side. The only person I have on my side today is Rudy, right here. Rudy's not on your side. So, rudy, you're the judge. He can be unbiased. Do you believe that Rudy's going to be biased? I don't believe Rudy's biased. All right, cool, so you can trust him as a judge. I can trust Rudy Perfect, all right, so can I get in this now. So for a couple episodes.

Speaker 1:

Before we do that, before we do that, can I intro what we was doing? Oh yeah, go ahead. Okay, you all right? Okay, so yesterday we did the Everglades Jeep tour with Patricia. It was dope. We was out in the Everglades almost like midnight. We saw some animals. We didn't see the animals that we were looking for, cause we was trying to see some pythons, but we did see some animals. We saw some things. But one of those things is why Manny's upset with me, but he's upset with me over information he got from an unreliable source. So I'ma set that. I'ma set that up.

Speaker 2:

Now you go ahead. So once again I wanna start. You guys are biased. Y'all only care about wigs Go ahead.

Speaker 2:

But even I'ma still kinda talk to y'all, even though y'all biased. This is what I want y'all to pay attention to, cause when I tell the story and it's his turn, he's gonna try to divert, he's gonna try to, he's gonna try to get your attention to this hand so he can slap you with this hand. No, so just keep like, keep in mind the details of what I'm about to say. So we're on this Jeep tour, right? No, hold on. Let me start For the people that have been watching religiously. Y'all have seen in a few episodes wigs. Tell me, and Rudy, how, when we're out on these stupid things, whoa, whoa, whoa that he's gonna protect us, that we're out in nature in danger, he's like I'm your protector. He says he was born in the Everglades. What? No, no, it's danger, he's gonna protect us. Rudy, has he not said that? I didn't say I was born in the Everglades? People, if you're not biased, I know y'all love wigs, but y'all have heard wigs. How about he? How, he's gonna protect us, yeah, I didn't say that.

Speaker 1:

I didn't say that. Y'all heard him. He said that right. What I said was what I said was he said that Can I tell you exactly what I said? Yeah, go ahead, I'll let you do that. What I said was I grew up going to the Everglades and I can help us survive. I watched a lot of Survivor man and man vs Wild so when we was stuck in the Everglades, I helped us survive.

Speaker 2:

So just moral story so we can make it simple you are gonna protect us, aside from birds, cause I'll give you that Tell us. We're lonely birds, I told y'all real Birds like oh, I'll curse, we'll bleep that out.

Speaker 2:

No birds, everything else so you got our back right, I got you All right, cool. So we got in this Jeep right. And then we're on the trail and we hit like there's trees scraping the roof and a bunch of leaves and stuff fall where we're at. And I looked to my left and there was like a brown spiky thing and I said is that, what is that? Is that shrubbery or is that a caterpillar? And it was a hairy caterpillar with a bunch of spines. This ain't your like regular cute caterpillar from that book that ate the apple. This is a spiky thing.

Speaker 2:

And I'm like you know what? I'm not panicking, but I'm like let me be smart, cause when you don't know things, you should still question it and be safe and be cautious. So I'm looking at it and then I start seeing a wig where I'm like, okay, this ain't a leaf, this ain't no shrubbery, this is an animal. I say wigs, look at this. Like what is this? Am I good? I'm like I'm not panicking. I'm not panicking at this point, right? Can you admit that? I really just said right, I'm not panicking at this point. Right, can we just keep it simple. You have your stuff, but I'm not panicking right now, right?

Speaker 1:

Am I panicking or not right now, and I asked her the question about this thing and she said it's poisonous.

Speaker 2:

No right, we're good.

Speaker 1:

We're still good. I said wigs Protector.

Speaker 2:

I didn't say the word protector, but I talked to him as my?

Speaker 1:

I said wigs, can you come take a look at this, cause she said it comes from the back.

Speaker 2:

I said wigs protector. I didn't say the word protector, but I talked to him as my. I said wigs, can you come take a look at this, cause she said it could be poisonous. Wigs walks over, he looks at the maybe poisonous caterpillar spike. He goes oh, I don't know Maybe. And walks away and walks away, walks away and I'm like whoa, hold up. You just said maybe it's poisonous. Can we do some research, cause somebody? Can you come back and turn around again and look harder? What's up? Nothing. He just stays turning around and I'm like yo, what are we doing? What are we doing? You know what he does. Like 10 minutes later he's like yeah, I looked on Google. Yes, you good, it's not poison.

Speaker 2:

10 minutes later I had to flick this thing away with a thing, with a pamphlet. I had to flick this, possibly poisonous. So now he knows he's in the wrong. But now he wants to turn the jokes on me, like, oh, you were scared of a cat. But I said wait, what you said, maybe it's poisonous. 10 minutes later he Googles in and finds out Rudy, if you are, if there's a possible poisonous animal next to you, and your protector waits 15 minutes to Google to the fact that you might be safe. Does that person sound like a protector to you? Yeah, that doesn't sound like the protector that you signed up for, right?

Speaker 1:

Well, really, you can't, you can't make a judgment until I get my side. Can I, can I tell my side?

Speaker 2:

Remember, hold up before you tell the side. People pay attention to the story I just told and the facts. Okay, don't fall for the peacock feathers, the bright peacock feathers that he's going to go with this.

Speaker 1:

You had to go with the bird. You had to go with the bird.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry, low blow Something bright, low blow. I don't know something bright, light, bright, low blow. Go ahead, bro. I'm going to shut up and let you go.

Speaker 1:

Okay. So what actually happened Because you know there's the truth, many side and then my side, which is the truth. So there's, you know, I got two truths on my side. So what happened was we were, we were driving, like he said, we hit it. We hit it. You know, we were under the tree. So the shrubbery fell. If y'all to see how many reacted when he first seen it like, he like turned to the side. He was like hey, and I was like what's up? And he was like what is this? So the reliable source that he is quoting from thought that an animal was being attacked in the road, but it happened to be shrubbery. Can?

Speaker 2:

you pause, remember he said, reliable source to remind me about the words. I'm asking you for a reliable source. Remember those was continue. I asked about the shrubbery my bad.

Speaker 1:

So see, see, yeah, the source. The source said that Shrubbery that was in the room no who was the source of the reliable information?

Speaker 2:

sure, they continue.

Speaker 1:

I was being sarcastic with the reliable. I'm not saying it's reliable.

Speaker 2:

Trust me because I'm not a reliable. I like people who love you, I'm listening.

Speaker 1:

It's not a reliable source. So she looks at it, she, and I'm like I look at it and I turn around. She says, oh, I think that that's poisonous. So now he's like, he stands up. He was like a hey, where's look at this thing. I look over and I was like, oh, I don't know maybe. And I turn around but I'm thinking it's a caterpillar's, this big man, he got this. That's all I'm thinking like. Even if it is, what is it really? It was moving slow. It's not the one that I seen on my back porch. I had one on my back porch that was galloping man. If you seen that, if I seen the galloping, I would have jumped in the way.

Speaker 2:

I need a pen and a pad when we talking about these things, because there's so many things, you see, I want to write you gonna let me finish. You remember the Galloping caterpillar? Please reliable source. Galloping caterpillar is what we heard. Continue. Did I cut you off?

Speaker 1:

You're a bad lawyer, you're bad at court, you're bad at court. I'm glad you don't get in trouble. So what happened was? I said I look over. I said I don't know, maybe cuz I didn't really look at it. I looked at it but I looked at, but I was trying to look at other things. So when I turn back around I didn't realize behind me man, he was freaking out and and the source is like yeah, I think that that's poisonous, but I'm hearing this happen. But I'm like this isn't really happening.

Speaker 1:

Many got it. This is what I'm thinking. So then I Turned back around many freaking out, he swipes it off. So now he swipes it off. So now it's funny cuz y'all had to see how many was about the front flip over the side of the Jeep thing, the Jeep Cade. So I'm laughing because I think it's funny. So I was like I don't think that it's poisonous. After many swiped it off and it, many was like but you didn't check. So you know cuz this happens. So, like 15 minutes of us going back and forth, I was like many, look here's the poisonous caterpillars in Florida. That's not one of them. And he and his thing was. I said I was gonna protect him, but I didn't, which I get it, but I was a caterpillar, was moving slow, I figured you got it. You know I'm saying you could have. You know I'm saying got him off the side.

Speaker 2:

You did, you got didn't y'all say I'm sorry, you know, go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna be done for now.

Speaker 2:

So there's a part of the story that me and him left out. So when we first thought that this was a poisonous caterpillar maybe, I Was told that if this caterpillar bit me, if I didn't get to the hospital right away, I would die. Well, I didn't say that. Yes, yes, you did.

Speaker 1:

No, I didn't say that you said that and you come reliable source.

Speaker 2:

No, but you confirmed I said the furry caterpillar, yes, but I'm saying when we talk about if this was the poisonous caterpillar, if it bit me, would I have had to get to the hospital right away? No, not that one, no the point. If that caterpillar there was the poisonous, tell about the hairy one, the poison.

Speaker 2:

I showed you the one that I was talking about, one would I have a hat gone. All right, people, let's stop and pay attention. He's saying there was. It was this caterpillar I saw was one or two caterpillars. We didn't confirm yet. Let me finish it was one or two caterpillars and had it been the other caterpillar I would have had to go into the hospital right away or I died.

Speaker 1:

No we got a few. We got a few caterpillars out of poisonous in Florida.

Speaker 2:

That wasn't one of them. You're talking about the one that was actually. There was not one of them, that was a one up, but the picture you show me, if that one was right next to me, what I have died, no, you wouldn't like it can't just, you know, look at you and take you out, if that caterpillar that you talking about in the book that I could die from.

Speaker 2:

If that was there and it bit me what I died If I don't go to the hospital right away, I'm not pretty sure you'd be fine. You are sorry people there's a couple of things stop.

Speaker 2:

There's a couple things I want to point out. So he's telling his story and you know it's the first thing he does, or he done the sec. He said I had a galloping one in my backyard, what that stupid galloping one and your backyard got to do, what we talking about right now. So he tries to distract y'all. He tries to distract everybody. He's not talking about the situation at hand. He's talking about what happened in his house 93 days ago, what they got to do with right now. So he tries to distract everybody. And they say you should have saw his face and I Down to the bottom of it how he brags about protecting us. Yeah, he's not a protect out without worried. You not being worried don't mean everybody's safe. What are you talking about? Okay, don't matter if you worry to, not we could have died. What are we doing here? No, not we.

Speaker 1:

That's like, that's like, that's like saying I'm not scared to fight a person.

Speaker 2:

Just cuz I'm not scared to fight Mike Tyson Don't mean he not gonna beat the heck out of me.

Speaker 1:

What do we try to fight? I don't have to be scared to get beat up. You're not scared to fight. My listen, I'll fight a lot of people, mike there's money.

Speaker 2:

I'm not gonna let he's distracted. See how he's gonna do my distraction tactic. All right. Now he keeps also what he keeps distracting you all about. He keeps saying, oh, you listen to the reliable source. You know I did not. I listen to what she said and I went to what I thought was a reliable source for confirmation. Yeah and I got that confirmation 15 minutes later, laughing. So, man, I think we're done here.

Speaker 1:

Are you done? No, go ahead. No, cuz fast forward. When we saw the water market, said and when we saw the water market, I'm glad you brought that up. You said first I was joking. I said, man, you gonna move it, and you was like I'll move it. I say no, no, no, I won't even let you do that, cuz that snake is venomous. Did I, did I not say that?

Speaker 2:

Yes and no. You could not. I said no. You could not confirm yet at that point in time whether that was benefit venomous you said it might be just like the caterpillar. It might be. Let me check. No, the only credit I'm gonna give him he only took five minutes to verify that the snake was venomous.

Speaker 1:

I told you I wouldn't let you touch that one because I didn't know at the time. But then we saw it. I was like, oh, there, that's a water market, cool. And I like, yeah, once again distraction distraction tactic.

Speaker 2:

We talked about the caterpillar situation.

Speaker 1:

Oh, but when the owl came you was laughing. We talking about see you and what you told me people.

Speaker 2:

Are we seeing a pattern here with the Distraction tactics? We're talking about the caterpillar and he's bringing up a owl and a snake. No, I'm comparing. So are you done so the judge can make his decision?

Speaker 1:

Many too, much. It was a caterpillar.

Speaker 2:

Are you done?

Speaker 1:

All right we don't really have you ever ran from a cat, just run on hold on what? Rudy was there too.

Speaker 2:

let's go to the next time, no we're not, cuz we said this is court, so this is what we're gonna do real quick and now we can move on. Rudy court judge Based off of that situation, was that protector behavior? You're not a lawyer. Hey, you're not the lawyer, you're that judge. No, you don't have to give nobody. No, go ahead. Say what are you gonna say, say what you can say. He thought he had time to check if this thing was poison. It was moving slow, oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

He can't die. Bro, how slow that thing was moving. You was good, you was good.

Speaker 2:

I'm telling you judge because you're not being a good judge. I'm right judges have to make decisions. I mean, was there, was his behavior, protector behavior, can? You be trusted based off of what happened, can he be trusted as a protector? Yeah, I had edible plants.

Speaker 1:

Okay, can I say this? Can I say this? Can I say this? Did you make it back safe? No, thanks to you, and that's all I said I.

Speaker 2:

I made it back safe, no.

Speaker 1:

I have no protector. You said if I think to myself and take care of this stupid caterpillar.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I was safe, thanks to me.

Speaker 1:

Well glad you saved the day with a cat.

Speaker 2:

So I would. The protector was in the mirror, anyway, and you people out there, I know what you're gonna do in these comments bro. I'm gonna go in on y'all in the comments if y'all try to be on his side.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, go in on you and you know what.

Speaker 2:

You know what I wish on y'all. If y'all are on his side, I hope you in danger. He's the person I got, a protector and I got and we see what's gonna happen to you. It was a caterpillar we could do a survey what we're? Gonna do a survey, for they just gonna be on his side. They would jump in the fire for this guy man. But whatever, caterpillar, anyway, I'm done, move on protector protector. You breathe. You know I'm good bro. Go ahead, man.

Speaker 1:

Would you go back?

Speaker 2:

in the Everglades with me? Yeah, but I would not go back feeling safe. You should, I don't. I know that I have to depend on myself. Would I go back to the? Yes, because I saw my life way and I said I would do all these Ridiculous adventures we talked about. I'm a man of my word, you know I'm saying, but not everybody's a man of their word.

Speaker 1:

I gotta tell you that they gonna protect you.

Speaker 2:

Okay, now I know how you women feel when he's supposed to be a protector, he's not.

Speaker 1:

I know how y'all feel. Okay, so can I say this before on our way there, y'all, he told me, or they as a group, agree to put me in a bird cage. Anybody that knows me know how I feel about birds. So that was a little payback caterpillar. It was a caterpillar.

Speaker 2:

Yes, if I tell you I'm a protector against these birds, I'm gonna do it. They had a book about a caterpillar, he ate you fine.

Speaker 1:

You're good, you're good man, I promise anyway um.

Speaker 2:

I hope a caterpillar. That's how you go out. It's through a caterpillar.

Speaker 1:

Probably is. I'm worried about all these other stuff birds, and then a caterpillar come you know what he's talking about this junk, about me being scared. I never moved from that spot, I think oh yeah, you know, I was right there how I swiped that thing off when you turn off.

Speaker 2:

You was all up on Rudy. You was all up on Rudy. That's facts. Finally, rudy Not being scared to be in the middle, no, he was like hold my ground. You need me to grab that snake. Let's go poison, this is not. Let's go.

Speaker 1:

I wish really was it anyway, let's go.

Speaker 2:

I got he saw our in a power line and had a heart attack. Yes, you know why Because he almost doodled on himself.

Speaker 1:

We're in a truck.

Speaker 2:

Five miles away, there's an hour on pile. He is scared to death.

Speaker 1:

There wasn't five miles away, I think his girl got claw mark still from how scared he was at this hour. That hour was not like five miles away. That hour was we packed, so you said the road is five miles wide.

Speaker 2:

I exaggerated, it was okay. You see that the white thing up there.

Speaker 1:

It's right there. That's what? 50 feet. They can't see that.

Speaker 2:

It's 25 feet.

Speaker 1:

I'll give you 25 feet.

Speaker 2:

It's not that hour on a power line 25 the road is there.

Speaker 1:

It was right there, he was scared of a bird.

Speaker 2:

You know what he did to the owl. He shined a light at the hour and I was like, oh, that's what he was scared of. Go ahead, continue, bro. What is this next topic?

Speaker 1:

So you, you said that uh all is is less deadly than the caterpillar.

Speaker 2:

Then that kept? Was that our poisonous? Did you have to go to the hospital that?

Speaker 1:

after getting bit by the owl. You ever know, you ever have an owl taking people, babies, and Well, you were the baby you want with no babies?

Speaker 2:

That's not your question. No, I would have been less safe than you if I got bit by my caterpillar anyways.

Speaker 1:

So we got a topic right, you, okay, you okay, I'll be fine, let's move on.

Speaker 2:

You look very I'll put my anger towards this other stuff.

Speaker 1:

I don't think so I think now I'm good, I've talked about it.

Speaker 2:

There's nothing more I have to say. The judge ruled on my side, so I'm gonna not rude, rude, rude on both of our side.

Speaker 1:

So I'm scared to ask this question, like I'm very scared. I don't know how we let this one slide. Remember, before you answer this question, that this is a PG channel. Uh-huh, what kind of things do people do alone?

Speaker 2:

Wait, why? What do you think? I don't know, that's what you're doing.

Speaker 1:

No, no, I'm just saying this is a PG channel, manny. No, what kind of.

Speaker 2:

That alone actually kind of that went along a long way, so I'm not gonna. I'm gonna keep a g-rated. Still. That went a long way towards ending my relationship the fact that I like to play alone a lot, but anyway, is that what happened, or I mean that's whatever. There was more to it than that. I was just just like you. That was the distraction tactic there was. I didn't at least.

Speaker 1:

I didn't catch a straight this time.

Speaker 2:

Normally they come after me first, but yeah, it got some other friends, and I apologize y'all for having to deal with that, but anyway no, but I was thinking like now, I'm single now for the catch of straight and I'm 36 years old, so I don't like to do the things that I used to do when I was 25 and 26 and I was out there going to like clubs and bars, and then I'm like I don't. What do people do when, like when they're single and alone, like I've been to the movies alone once and it wasn't that bad. I might do that again. But my first instinct is to be like oh, I want to go do something, who I'm gonna go do it with, instead of just, oh, I'm gonna go do this by myself. I don't. It feels weird.

Speaker 1:

So the people don't do what I be doing. What do you do, bro? I be having all kind of concerts, like at one point I was Bobby Brown.

Speaker 2:

See, that's the thing you? You stay in your house and do things. I'm like I want to get out. Oh no. So what? What can I? What do people do to get out like?

Speaker 1:

but when they're alone, oh no, I don't know about that. I do everything in the house I be Create. I watch movies that I've, probably that nobody else really want to watch and I'm interested in, so I'll watch them by myself. I have I have concerts in my house.

Speaker 2:

That's a thing? No, I feel like if I'm just sitting at home watching a movie TV like I'm wasting time.

Speaker 1:

Put on.

Speaker 2:

I should not be doing something more.

Speaker 1:

No, watch. Watch the old music video and pretend that you're in it. They'll tell you to change your whole life. I'm not. I put on to it so wrote the other day Well, I was, I was in the video. That's not for me, bro.

Speaker 2:

I what you mean, I don't know, that's not what entertainment you don't know that until you try it. Or have a concert. I think one was the last time I did that.

Speaker 1:

And then it's always worse when you're doing it and it's like when you're having this concert and people call you because now you're in full uniform and they face.

Speaker 2:

you got to look at the phone till the end and then but you don't just decide like you don't wake up and be like I'm gonna have a concert today, Don't you just be like listening to music and then you get motivated to have a concert, or you just wake up knowing today's concert day.

Speaker 1:

No, I'll be like, I'll probably be like cleaning or I'll probably be, you know, doing something regularly.

Speaker 2:

And it naturally happens right.

Speaker 1:

And the music will come on and I'll be like, oh, and then I get to the music video.

Speaker 2:

I don't have that reaction to me. It's like all right, I'm listening to music, it's cool. I don't get that hype to me like, oh, I'm going in.

Speaker 1:

I don't, even even if I'm home alone. I'm not singing like crazy, like I'm not what are you listening to, Like I got a playlist.

Speaker 2:

No, I listened to a bunch of different things.

Speaker 1:

I said no matter what you can.

Speaker 2:

I can put the most hype, the bad bunny bro, Like you can put, and I'll be vibing to it in my head, but I'm not going to have a guest. It's not me, I'm not the concert person.

Speaker 1:

What about that soul for real? You can't tell me. You stay still for real.

Speaker 2:

I might go a little bit in and do the gesture.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I got a playlist.

Speaker 2:

But that's five seconds and I'm good.

Speaker 1:

This is how we do it, Montel Jordyn.

Speaker 2:

All right, so you, not I need to get out the house. Can you stand?

Speaker 1:

the rain. I got a playlist, man. I'm telling you I got you. I want to get out the house, bro. I would say I don't know. I spent a lot of time by myself, or at least I tried to. I try to spend as much time by myself as possible because I feel like nobody knows me like me, so I'd be having these things like that. People look at me where, like I, had these concerts. Sometimes I have some conversations, but me I mainly create a lot of sketches. That's how I create a lot of the things by myself. You're busy most of the day doing that right, because I'm by myself.

Speaker 2:

See, that's a thing. I don't have something like that where I'm busy most of the day. I used to be painting, but I'm sick of that already.

Speaker 1:

So people have been asking me to. They've been like every time I do stuff they'll be like hey, who did the paintings?

Speaker 2:

They'll ask you, but then when you tell them to hit me up, they don't hit me up. Where the money at you?

Speaker 1:

know what I'm saying when the money reside. No, I feel that way.

Speaker 2:

That's cool and all I mean. People motivate me to paint, but people don't really want to pay.

Speaker 1:

That's how it be, though. That's how it be. I think you should put the art on, like we was talking about long time ago. Put the art on the shirt, because I feel like people will purchase shirts like that.

Speaker 2:

I'm gonna try that but then I'm gonna get into like legal battles because I have parts that I don't want to do.

Speaker 1:

that you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2:

I mean I'm being YOLO, I mean whatever. They gotta ask me to take it down. First, All they can do is sue you for what you have, and I have nothing. I'm saying you can, and then I want you to have my life soon with these animals. What, Anyway? What else are we going to talk about?

Speaker 1:

We're going to talk about these DVDs right?

Speaker 2:

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm going to ask that too. Anytime I ask somebody like what are y'all doing on free time? You know what? They always say that it involves them drinking. I don't like to drink, yeah, I'm not a drinker. And then when I tell people I don't drink, they think I'm lame, like okay, whatever, I got to call Dora, I don't care if you're lame, I got to call.

Speaker 1:

Dora, I got to call Dora. I got to call Dora, I'm gonna call Dora. I'm like, every now and again you'll get me to like have a drink and it's probably gonna be tequila, but I'm not like a person that will drink just to drink Like I'm not like, hey, let's have a social gathering and bring alcohol, because I'm gonna be like I don't really want to do that, because then I'm thinking about, I want those people to think about the future and think about okay, if I drink, then I know I'm gonna drink too much, because I don't do things halfway, so I know.

Speaker 2:

I'm gonna drink too much.

Speaker 1:

And I know that the ceiling is going to be spinning. I'm gonna be laying on my back. I can see all of this happening. I'm gonna wake up in the morning. I'm gonna be still drunk, because I how much I drink, because I don't go halfway. So I'll be like you know what to avoid? I almost not. You know all to avoid all of that, Let me just not drink.

Speaker 2:

I don't really, I'm not with it, so I don't even. I don't even. Or maybe somebody, maybe your people could help me.

Speaker 1:

What, oh, what do y'all do when y'all I?

Speaker 2:

don't think we're gonna ask. Let us know. No, no, let's ask them and we'll see what they say in the comments. I'm scared, and the good ones, we'll talk about it on the next show. I'm scared. Nah, I trust your fans because you trust them and they trust you.

Speaker 1:

No, I do trust them.

Speaker 2:

And I trust them to listen to the facts and the truth and make solid, logical adult decisions With a caterpillar.

Speaker 1:

Anyways, I'm moving on. So DVDs, I don't think I, I think we don't actually still think I have a TV. I have a DVD collection, but I got like the classics though. Do you still have DVDs, or do you know people that still even like own DVDs?

Speaker 2:

I don't have DVDs or a collection, I don't have a DVD player. And when, with my ex, like when I was engaged, I made fun of her because she had a DVD collection, right, I'm like, how old are you? You a senior citizen, what are you doing with DVDs? But I learned my lesson. God is real, because when I taught that jump, he hit me and actually I want to apologize to Florida. I think I'm the reason we had the last hurricane. That hurricane hit right, power gone right. But even when the power came back, internet was a wrap. That DVD collection saved my life. I would have killed that whole family, but that's it.

Speaker 1:

Crazy. I was going.

Speaker 2:

Not literally, not crazy I was going, I literally it might be a joke, might be serious, not that they did something to deserve to get killed by me.

Speaker 1:

I literally, I'm not saying that.

Speaker 2:

I'm just saying I was so crazy about being in the house and not doing nothing that I could have killed anybody at that point in time, but thankfully Casablanca Not literally Saved a lot of people's lives during that hurricane. You know what I was saying. So now I think I need to build a DVD collection. If I'm going to stay in Florida and we're going to deal with this, I have to build a small DVD collection to protect me and really protect the people around me during those difficult times.

Speaker 1:

Well, you know what I was going to say, though. You know what I was going to say. I was going to say, like, because that's the one thing we'll be like. Why do you have DVDs? Why do you have DVDs Like the Wi-Fi? Because you know, if you got CenturyLink, I'm not beef with CenturyLink, but we beefing.

Speaker 1:

No, CenturyLink is trash, but then they go out every like. I don't have them anymore, you know, finally, but like when I used to have CenturyLink and they would go out once a week, because you know, say, every once a week CenturyLink is going to go out and when they do go out.

Speaker 2:

I don't have CenturyLink is trash.

Speaker 1:

Like, but I ain't beefing with CenturyLink or nothing. You know, I am, I am, I'm beefing with CenturyLink.

Speaker 2:

So who are we beefing with already?

Speaker 1:

CenturyLink and Desani.

Speaker 2:

Desani is what? Putter, water, water gun, juice and CenturyLink y'all are trash. So that's how.

Speaker 2:

I was with. We still waiting for a whole year for somebody to come out and fix something. And then they come out and be like we can't fix it. And then we talking on the phone oh no, they should have been able to fix it, let's bring them back out. And they come back and we can't fix it. That's what happened, and I'm still getting. Actually, for four months I've been getting charged by CenturyLink for internet that I don't use and I don't even live in the house anymore. Then that's what I'm sitting.

Speaker 2:

So when they go, out, damn, we got to CenturyLink and you have none to do with this. No, it's.

Speaker 1:

CenturyLink.

Speaker 2:

But I think CenturyLink is worth taking time.

Speaker 1:

They can catch strays. They can catch strays every episode. I'm okay with that. But the first thing you do think of when the internet goes out because most like I don't do cable, so I do internet and I use my apps but the first thing you think about when the internet go out is I wish I had CDs. But me, I have a CD collection with the classics Five Heartbeats, last Dragon. You mean the DVD collection, dvd collection. I got the Gremlins, I got a couple the classics. You know what I'm saying. That's good.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but I'm going to start building one. Yeah, now that I live here and that thing happens. Hurricane season.

Speaker 1:

I'm not going to make fun of people anymore. Best Buy. I mean Best Buy is the top selling them. But I'm pretty sure I didn't know Best Buy still sold them. But I ain't never. I didn't know Best Buy was still open. Yeah, I haven't been to a why Best Buy got to catch a stray. You know what? Yolo? I'm with you, I'm riding with you.

Speaker 2:

I'm not saying Best Buy is trash. I just didn't know that they still do things.

Speaker 1:

I didn't know they still had DVDs. So them saying that they stopped selling, I think they was just letting people know that they still got them that.

Speaker 2:

I think was like marketing.

Speaker 1:

It was a marketing thing. We're going to stop selling them. Make the news and then you know what I'm saying. I didn't know Best Buy still had DVDs. I'm going to keep it real with you. We can keep that with you. The Dollar Stores got.

Speaker 2:

DVDs, they do.

Speaker 1:

You can go to Dollar.

Speaker 2:

Store or you can go to and they got good and oh, you know what's dope about Dollar Store? You pay like five bucks and it has those DVDs with three movies on it. Yes, and they're fired.

Speaker 1:

You talking about Dollar.

Speaker 2:

General All the Dollar Stores have.

Speaker 1:

They have Dollar General everywhere.

Speaker 2:

We was out in the middle of you, not, so some. So there's people getting straights and you're also promoting certain Dollars many.

Speaker 1:

You see dollar generals everywhere. If you don't know anything else, you know that it's gonna be a dollar general. I can go to a city with one house and right next to that one house is a dollar general. They open business for one house.

Speaker 2:

That's right. I think we saw one when the Everglades and we were.

Speaker 1:

We saw when we was going to the Springs, oh there was no other stores around, just some. San Jose, crazy for people and a dollar general.

Speaker 2:

That's all we see in another grass field on Jeepers, creepers. Yeah, there's one thing I know we're gonna have, but yeah, I mean we're not going to best buy, so nobody's going to best buy.

Speaker 1:

I don't think so either. So you ready to go back to the, to the Everglades, with?

Speaker 2:

me right, All right, so I don't want to talk to you about that right now.

Speaker 1:

We still with such a subject.

Speaker 2:

DVD. Can I see this?

Speaker 1:

Okay, so blockbuster, I Think I think blockbuster still got beef with Redbox, I Think, redbox took them out.

Speaker 2:

We was it. No, you mean Netflix.

Speaker 1:

Redbox.

Speaker 2:

Netflix. Netflix was before red box.

Speaker 1:

Right, it's not you're right when it's the man, okay, okay, okay, but I think that, well, both of them can get listen.

Speaker 2:

I feel like blockbuster can take out don't talk junk about red box because I know that you want to, but I don't like that Not having a DVD collection. The fact to know that you can go to a red box and get a DVD is a good idea in an emergency situation.

Speaker 1:

And then people wasn't returning to people DVD. So you go up there to get something and then ain't there. Yeah, you excited cuz you think you know I ain't gonna get it took it. That's a touch.

Speaker 2:

Trash. No we should take a moment to talk about it. There's not all. There was still like one. There's one right why? Why, I think it's.

Speaker 1:

Okay, why? Why they?

Speaker 2:

were using it as an Airbnb. To Know, I'm not even making fun of that, oh, you're there. No, yeah, there was one that they got everything like it closed down, but the store still looked the same and they were renting it out as an Airbnb. So, like couples can do, like movie nights in the blockbuster and bring, it would be an organ. It would be an organ. Look right here, oh no again. The world's last blockbuster is still open in the town of Bend, about 160 miles south of Portland, that's so sad.

Speaker 1:

Anyways, I don't even, we don't care about blockbuster the one. Yeah, I'm just trash cuz.

Speaker 2:

Netflix tried to get you to partner up with them and you thought that it was stupid and you laughed them out the door. And now look at, look at you bend. You're. The last one is in Bend.

Speaker 1:

You're an organ.

Speaker 2:

I mean no beef with Oregon cuz people for organ state I'm gonna throw blockbuster in the trash, but I'm gonna. I'm also say I had some good blockbuster memories. So shout out to what y'all did, but y'all really must it up with that red box of a block. Y'all would still be around. Y'all be billionaires right now.

Speaker 1:

All right before we get out of here. I got one story that I got to talk, it's all. It's an old Florida man story, but we talked about Reggie, which I got some updates on, reggie, so I guess Reggie was in. We found his name, by the way, the Viagra plug was Reggie, we found out.

Speaker 2:

I guess Reggie was in the documentary some kind of heaven, oh he was in a documentary the day everybody had a before after he got locked up.

Speaker 1:

That was. He was in a before so he was in.

Speaker 2:

The documentary Isn't documented before.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, go ahead they hated Reggie in the movie and in the documentary. So when I was like free Reggie, they was like, nah, we didn't like Reggie. And I'm like, oh, we don't like Reggie, why we don't like Reggie? And it was like his name Reginal. I don't even know if they calling Reggie for real, but I got a cousin, a resident. We call him Reggie.

Speaker 2:

So I was like it's not in there, that makes sense. When I look at him, he don't look like a Reggie, but he definitely look like a Reginal.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. So when I was like free Reggie, they was like, nah, we need ready to stay in there because Reggie, oh yeah, why didn't like Reggie? Because I guess he they say he was rude and see they users.

Speaker 2:

They're users, because y'all probably don't know about Reggie, because y'all didn't see this last episode, reggie. Reggie was the one that was the plug. So they were having these weird parties. I could say that. Right, I Can't say that they were having adult parties. Can I say that I will be sitting there. They were having adult parties. Can I say the viagra? You can say that and Reggie was the Viagra plug. So Reggie's coming to the adult party with a box of Viagra plug, like the plug for Viagra.

Speaker 1:

I said a cake.

Speaker 2:

So that's see they using him because you say you don't like him, but yet you're gonna accept the dope stuff he has for you. Yeah, yeah, those are hypocrites. Hey, reggie, know what the?

Speaker 1:

puns that were in I should have brought. You know what next episode I'm gonna bring. Some of the puns that people put in the comments post yeah, they was like he's facing a hard time. They're like bro, like I'm take. They were great, like the people that Support what, what I do listen, they're great. Look at his face.

Speaker 2:

He looked like he by the leaf, I like go to business.

Speaker 1:

We got a new one and this is an old, so I think like 2016,. But wait, are we still trying?

Speaker 2:

to get Reggie on the show.

Speaker 1:

I would love to get Reggie on the show. I would go to the villages.

Speaker 2:

I want to talk now.

Speaker 1:

Is he out? Yeah, he's out. We got to go talk to him.

Speaker 2:

We got a fine Reggie, um, and bring that good stuff with you, oh no, but legally, legally, bring that, yeah cuz we don't want him done, anyway.

Speaker 1:

So this is the guy that I do want to interview.

Speaker 1:

Obviously, we was talking about his name oh yeah, he was in the news Joshua James 2016. My boy got mad at a Wendy's and threw an alligator through the window. Now, when I posted this online right I had a lot of people in my comments like, have you been to a Wendy's? They deserve it. Now, I don't know if Wendy's has a this reputation. I know I've had some experience that Wendy's to where I may want to throw alligator through the window. I never did it, but you think about it, yeah so. But there was a lot of people in the comments that were like, hey, but we got other questions. But hey, they deserve it. Have you been through a Wendy's? They needed this to happen.

Speaker 2:

Nah, it's just like Reggie. You might have times where you hate Wendy's, but they could come through. Last night I had. How late we came last night, how hungry we was. Yeah, I had a baked potato from Wendy's last night. That hit Like no other. So, no, you got to accept. They're like wide receivers. Sometimes you have to pop eyes, you have to accept trash behavior, but they benefit you in some way. When in times of need, just like Popeyes right, they give you a baby size scoop of mac and cheese in the large, you got to accept it sometimes. So now I disagree with them. What Wendy's stays.

Speaker 1:

I went to. I went to Wendy's recently Right because I was trying to get some like a breakfast.

Speaker 2:

That was your first mistake. You do not go to Wendy's for breakfast, but continue.

Speaker 1:

Right now.

Speaker 2:

You good, you shouldn't go there for breakfast when they do it right, when anybody does everything right, is great that up. But you got to go to where who's consistently right? They're consistently trashed, they consistently, the water consistently right the water consistently tastes like Reggie Like before they bottle it, Reggie drinks and it spits it out into a new bottle. That's what the sony tastes like consistently. So talk about consistency.

Speaker 1:

I deserve it yeah well, I feel like the wind is because I've been to a Wendy's and I can tell you that sometimes they get you To a level of frustration, like you can order three things and they're gonna forget two of them and you gonna have to drive back around. They gonna still forget one of those things Every single time so I think you can tell that story about any chain.

Speaker 2:

No, not Chick-fil-A. Not ever Chick-fil-A, don't you do that I almost really went hard on Chick-fil-A and we would have to bleep out the whole thing.

Speaker 1:

Don't you do that about Chick-fil-A, don't you support it?

Speaker 2:

Dude, I've never had it. Only way I ain't Chick-fil-A, but somebody buys it for me.

Speaker 1:

I've never had it, I'm nothing.

Speaker 2:

I'll tell you this. Chick-fil-a has no issues with its food and service. Okay, there you go. You know, but I ain't gonna get into it.

Speaker 1:

It's like I'll say that I'll give you that. So anyway. So what I will say is I have to do an interview with this guy, but I know we're not gonna be to do it in front of a Wendy's, so we're gonna have to do it in front like a Burger King.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah cuz he's banned from all. When you're banned for yes, so he's banned from all Wendy's. He can no longer go back to Wendy's. I don't. I think I mean at this point, do you really want to go back? Because if they got me like mad enough to throw Alligator through the window, then I don't think that's somewhere I want to go back anyway.

Speaker 2:

You know what I said? It could have been just beef with that specific Wendy's on that all, and that's true. It could have been his beef, could have really been with a specific employee at.

Speaker 1:

Wendy's. Now I think I you throw alligator through the window. You got to have beef with the whole place Like you, don't? You know people? One person through.

Speaker 2:

I look at it. I would disagree because I wouldn't you want to do something that affects the whole place as opposed to just one person at the window.

Speaker 1:

No, you listen to everybody. I think that an alligator affected the whole place. Baby, can you think about like that? One person ain't got to get the alligator. They've been a call everybody else, not everybody else looking like how we finna get this alligator. They can get away from that and they're gonna help them get that out. But that's what I'm saying. So now you got a call?

Speaker 2:

definitely not gonna help them.

Speaker 1:

You shut down now because now you're done it like you don't. I'm saying get you know the people, the trapper, to come in and get it out. So you, now you shut down, so that affect the whole place.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I'm just saying I think there's better ways to affect the whole place. Anyway, we got to do an interview with Josh, but did you already find them or do we got to ask people to find them for us and tag them? I?

Speaker 1:

think somebody tagged them in the comments, but I got to go look through the comments and see that we'll tag them again Because I want to talk to him. All right, so do you? Got anything? You want to leave with the people Before we get out of here?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, actually wait, do you got? Cuz I want my thing to be last. No, you got. No, you got. So one last time. I'm a plead with y'all to just be logical. Put your emotions aside, because I know I'm asking for something I'm not gonna get with you people because you love this guy so much. Put your emotions aside. Let's talk about the facts in a specific moment. If this guy's around, you're not. That's not the protector. Yeah, just listen to the facts, that's all. Don't. Don't do extra, don't do smoke and mirrors and fireworks. Just just listen to the facts. And if there is anybody out there that supports me, agrees as a fan of this guy, I would appreciate you Making that known in these comments or send us a video or something to email. He needs to know that he was wrong and you know, sometimes the people you love are afraid to tell you that you're wrong.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it was a caterpillar y'all you said, you said, I said I'm gonna go.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna just don't you know, listen, it was a caterpillar y'all. He's still here. I said that I was gonna keep him alive. So what I'm gonna leave with the people is, if a person like me says they're gonna keep you alive and they keep you alive, that's all we gotta worry about. But yeah, we out of here. Omg is wick show. Cue my theme music.

Everglades Alligator Encounter and Miscommunication
Debate Over Protector Behavior
Activities for Solo Entertainment
DVD Collections and Internet Troubles
Discussion on Wendy's and Reggie
Josh's Interview and Support Request