When Lina Slim dared me, OMGitsWicks , to become the Python Protector Wicks (PPW), little did I know it would lead to a heart-pounding escapade in the Florida wilderness with the Python Cowboy and Captain Mike. Amidst the harrowing tales of python hunting and close encounters of the slithery kind, we share the emotional highs and the unexpected laughs that stitch the fabric of our friendship tighter. It's not every day that you find yourself comparing python wrangling to a Siegfried and Roy act, but then again, our podcast is anything but ordinary.
Beyond the thrills of the hunt, our conversation takes a turn into the labyrinth of human connections, unraveling the complexities of toxic relationships and the rollercoaster of first dates in the age of social media. Have you ever contemplated the awkwardness of working with an ex for a bigger paycheck? We've been there, and we're laying it all out, from the messy tangles of past loves to the anticipation of new ones, all while sipping on moon water and debating Lena's sock choices against my quirky cinnamon allergy.
Wrapping up with off-the-wall news stories that you couldn't make up if you tried – like car thieves turning into accidental heroes and gator-wrestling gone wrong – we remind you to keep your vibe right, your decisions smart, and your life as exhilarating as a chase through the Everglades. So, buckle up and tune in; this episode is an eclectic mixtape of life's wildest moments, underscored by our own indomitable spirit and a playlist that's as unpredictable as our next adventure.
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When Lina Slim dared me, OMGitsWicks , to become the Python Protector Wicks (PPW), little did I know it would lead to a heart-pounding escapade in the Florida wilderness with the Python Cowboy and Captain Mike. Amidst the harrowing tales of python hunting and close encounters of the slithery kind, we share the emotional highs and the unexpected laughs that stitch the fabric of our friendship tighter. It's not every day that you find yourself comparing python wrangling to a Siegfried and Roy act, but then again, our podcast is anything but ordinary.
Beyond the thrills of the hunt, our conversation takes a turn into the labyrinth of human connections, unraveling the complexities of toxic relationships and the rollercoaster of first dates in the age of social media. Have you ever contemplated the awkwardness of working with an ex for a bigger paycheck? We've been there, and we're laying it all out, from the messy tangles of past loves to the anticipation of new ones, all while sipping on moon water and debating Lena's sock choices against my quirky cinnamon allergy.
Wrapping up with off-the-wall news stories that you couldn't make up if you tried – like car thieves turning into accidental heroes and gator-wrestling gone wrong – we remind you to keep your vibe right, your decisions smart, and your life as exhilarating as a chase through the Everglades. So, buckle up and tune in; this episode is an eclectic mixtape of life's wildest moments, underscored by our own indomitable spirit and a playlist that's as unpredictable as our next adventure.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is almost like a birth. I want to introduce you to the birth. It's not a messy birth. There's no after birth or things like that. I want to introduce the world to Python. Protector Wix, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:PPW. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:What's happening everybody.
Speaker 3:This is the OMGS Wix show. I am OMGS Wix. We are at episode 29. We had a fun field day. We accomplished some things yesterday, but I'm going to let everybody introduce themselves and then we're going to get to this.
Speaker 1:This is Manny Knox. It's going to be a very emotional episode. There's going to be highs and lows. We're going to learn things about each other. So after this episode, it's really going to dictate where this team goes as a whole moving forward. There's just a lot to work through today. Speaking of a lot to work through, I'll kick it to the left of me.
Speaker 2:Lena Slim, I've been a little bit under the weather but I had to be here because I love you guys. I know you guys want to watch us. I'm here.
Speaker 1:Did you call the police I?
Speaker 2:called the police.
Speaker 1:You called the police after they took it.
Speaker 2:It took what?
Speaker 1:The other half of your socks? You see the socks. She had it out so quickly, covered half her foot.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You got some of those. Yeah, why do you wear those when you wear low tops?
Speaker 3:Oh, and if you want the socks that don't show when you wear low tops.
Speaker 2:Half my pants are missing too. Leave that out, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:I shaved them though. There you go, easily distracted.
Speaker 2:She just shaved the knee part. She didn't say that.
Speaker 3:My knees are showing. Let me go ahead and hit this real quick. As promised, we got moon water. What if we turn the wear a wolf on it? I guess that'll be good for content.
Speaker 1:That's not y'all missing the point. This has nothing to do with it.
Speaker 2:This is all about toxicity. This is the first time I've seen a wolf on this moon that happened on Thursday was the wolf moon.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so that's why I said that, but this also goes towards toxicity. This is just going to affect your style and level of toxicity. So the only thing that has to do with a wolf is think about the characteristics of a wolf and how they can tie into toxicity.
Speaker 3:That's what you're going to get. I think that was just your experience.
Speaker 2:The person that you experienced, the moon water from has tainted your view on all moon water. You're going to end up with a beast.
Speaker 1:What do you mean?
Speaker 2:you're immune to one. I said I'm a beauty, so if I drink it am I going to find?
Speaker 1:my beast Like beauty in the beast, maybe.
Speaker 3:I mean, anything is possible, but this has nothing to do with that. I'm trying to turn the team wolf. That's what I'm trying to do?
Speaker 1:I'm trying to ride on the back of a van, dancing like Michael J.
Speaker 2:What's upset me is that I introduce you guys and you're trying to tell me what it's about.
Speaker 1:No, I'm asking questions, you're educating us so yeah, all the stuff you're talking about just because I don't want you to be disappointed Because we've committed. But this is not going to improve anybody's life today. It's going to decrease the quality of our life slightly.
Speaker 3:Let me ask you a question when did you get that perception from?
Speaker 1:From experience, I brought you all into this. From who Only toxic women drink or teach people about moon water. There's not a man you're going to find. This is about toxic women. I don't agree with that. That's cool, but I'm the one that talks all about this.
Speaker 3:Okay, so I will tell you, because I have a spiritual mother of my kids. There's a lot of things that I know but I just, you know, slide it past or stuff that is told to me. Who did you say, again, the mother of my kid?
Speaker 2:or even my girlfriend now.
Speaker 3:So I think this is what I think, man. I think your perception is from one person, and that person was a toxic person.
Speaker 1:Did you and your girlfriend now ever talk about moon water? Yes, do you indulge in moon water regularly.
Speaker 3:Not regularly, but I don't think that person indulges in it regularly. I think, like I said, I think that you have to be able to not tie one incident to one specific experience.
Speaker 1:I probably am going to upset some people, just like the crystals stuff and all this. It's just all about toxicity. But okay, I understand you guys are very positive. You're trying to turn every experience positive.
Speaker 3:Well, no, it's not that, it's not that, it's more so. I feel like a lot of things. So you experience one thing right From one person, but that person had a thousand other toxic characteristics outside of that, yeah. So you can't say, hey, this one person did this. That's like if I just you know this one person did something and you're like, well, everybody, that whole thing is bad because this one person. So that's like with anything. That's like a person that stays in Florida. If somebody, one person from Florida, does something, you can't say everybody in Florida does that. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:No but like there's certain ways.
Speaker 1:whatever your perception of it is, I'm going to let y'all have this Cause, whatever.
Speaker 3:Cause whatever, but okay, you messed up the mood. If somebody has an allergic reaction, I do have an epi-panel.
Speaker 2:I do have an epi-panel in the car. No, I feel like all of us here, yeah.
Speaker 3:Why do you have that?
Speaker 2:I'm allergic to cinnamon, amongst another thing that I don't want to broadcast.
Speaker 3:You don't want to broadcast the other way, but cinnamon is the one that you. Okay.
Speaker 2:And you know, sometimes I I put my life in danger because sometimes I just want to bowl cinnamon tools, crunch and it's not fair that I got to limit myself because God want to say that I need to be allergic to cinnamon Like I never was, until one day I just had like um, I think it was like sweet potato, and they put some cinnamon in it and I remember just chewing and I was drooling and I looked in the mirror and my lips were swollen. It's an allergic reaction that I got after having my daughter. How?
Speaker 2:that happened, and that's how allergy is. You could eat something every single day and then tomorrow you could be allergic to it and then, a few years from that day that you became allergic, go away and you could pick up something else. Like that's how it happens.
Speaker 1:It happens, because it happened to me with mangos and I love mangos, so you ready to get that?
Speaker 3:back. I want it back. But how bad is the reaction, though, like for both of your mangos and cinnamon.
Speaker 2:Lips break up, get swollen. I'm red itchy.
Speaker 1:That's the same reaction I had, yeah.
Speaker 3:You still eat mangos, don't you? Every once? In a while you like, I want this mango.
Speaker 2:I take like a triple shot of Claritin and say a quick little prayer and just go for it Cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 3:gotta go now. I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 2:I'm starting to twitching a little, but I'm good.
Speaker 3:It's worth it. Cinnamon toast is worth it. I feel like.
Speaker 1:Let's say these shots girl.
Speaker 2:Okay, you know the size I want.
Speaker 1:There was something said off camera y'all that About the thickness of what she enjoys. I'm not going to let her get away with it.
Speaker 3:I was going to let her ride with it.
Speaker 2:That's a private conversation.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:There's one more. Wait, wait, cheers.
Speaker 1:Oh, we got a cheers Cheers I never literally cheers to Texas. That's nasty, that's tastes like dissonant.
Speaker 3:I feel like I feel I feel better. I feel better already, you feel better. I feel like my life has changed already. But either way, right.
Speaker 2:I feel like this you get inside the toilet. Don't do us like that, no public spring water?
Speaker 3:I don't. I only drink public spring water, or you only have to pick me. No, but so Many have something he has to admit to everybody, and I've been waiting on this when he was like when they happen. Yesterday I was like I can't wait to come back to the podcast and and have many admit, this one thing, rudy I'm gonna need you to do some camera work real quick right now.
Speaker 1:Oh, whatever camera is on me, let's zoom in just a little bit, not too much, but I want a slight Added zoom.
Speaker 2:Was not hard he took off his glasses.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is how to get real.
Speaker 2:I've been waiting.
Speaker 3:You see how excited, I am you got to like throw some water.
Speaker 2:I could look like.
Speaker 1:I'm crying my eyes real quick there you go, there you go. You won't need that, cuz I'm gonna bring you all the waterworks.
Speaker 2:Oh, no too sensitive today.
Speaker 1:So there are moments in our lives where we're tested. Yes, I, we live through life. Every day is monotonous, we're doing the same right, we're going to work on, but there comes times and lives in moments and some people don't notice that these moments are about to come to life. Yeah, a lot of people let these moments slide by by mistake, not realizing that this was, this was gonna be a huge turning point in your life. Yes, if you took control of this moment. So I, yesterday, wicks, had three moments right, we've talked about in the past. I'm gonna say the word is gonna hurt. Oh, this is the print, the worst C word, and we see what the American vocabulary Is it four letters no?
Speaker 1:it's not. That one is this is for me, this for me, this, this. It was that one and then this one for me. Jump to number one and the four letter one came a second. We're gonna talk real quick about caterpillars.
Speaker 1:Oh my goodness caterpillar is I like to call them. You know the caterpillar story. I'm not gonna go into again. I was in danger. We didn't do anything Yesterday. This trip, this trip was so life-changing for me, first thing that happens on this trip. Well, whoa, we hit the set of bushes on Touch on this real quick. It was a scary movie about a thousand spiders jumped out of those things all over us in this airboat. Yeah, there's literally nothing.
Speaker 1:Oh, there's a thousand spiders. We're like maybe there's one going in your house, a Rudy, there's a thousand. Have to let them do whatever they decided. We are on an airboat, we can't even run away.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I will lose it.
Speaker 1:I will lose it. But in the midst of this, wicks points out something to the right of him and we see a caterpillar.
Speaker 2:How big was it?
Speaker 1:One of the biggest caterpillars I ever saw in my life was it venomous? No, we don't know. I don't know, it's not my expertise, but this jerk Looks at me and kind of guides me down to where he wants me to look and I follow him. It's a damn caterpillar, he's like many. So what you want me to do, I got you To make him know that he's an a-hole right now. He brushed a caterpillar to the side off onto the floor.
Speaker 3:What I said.
Speaker 1:And he said am I? What am I, your protector now?
Speaker 3:I said I just saved your life.
Speaker 1:And then he turns to his girl too, on the left. I'm out the spiders. I saved your life. He did nothing for anybody at that point this goes somewhere though. I'm sorry, guys, I just wanted to point out the caterpillar. I'm gonna give him that there was a funny moment for him.
Speaker 2:But here comes the real but you think this was not gonna happen what?
Speaker 1:the protection from the catapult? Yeah no, that was just what.
Speaker 2:I'm realizing now.
Speaker 1:No, he didn't, but he didn't. But we're moving on, but that that moment is important for the rest of the story.
Speaker 1:Okay so we went python hunting. This is why we're on the air, but we're going python hunting. So two moments really changed our lives is we're getting. We have to go to different islands till we find a python. So we pull up to our first island and we're just all getting out the boat and then it's my turn to get off the boat and like the boat's rocky, so I'm trying to find some stability and I look forward and me and wicks, we just like lock eyes and I was confused. I don't know what's going on. I was like, oh my god, I have to have sex with him. We like eyes and he's just like drama and it was in slow motion.
Speaker 1:He just like it was like this and he pulls his hand out to hold my hand, to help me with my stability, to get off the boat Right good friend, that was the beat and I was beautiful and as these moments are happening, there's more Sun shining and it's getting brighter and I feel like within the soul.
Speaker 1:So we are walking, trouberry wearing. Just to get into the snakes is danger. There's sticks, there's every all kinds of things. You don't know if you're gonna stuff. Oh, and everybody had foot protectors, so they don't get bit by bit of mistakes Just so conveniently. There was one too little, there weren't enough, and so I said I. I said look, I I'm a die out here anyway. Most likely, just let them have the foot protectors. I'll follow the foot protector people. But anyway, to get to the point where we really want to get to, so we're hunting, everybody's looking, we hear the dog barking, we follow the dog. If the dog barking there's something there. And we weren't, and we weren't even hunting for 30 minutes. Yeah and lo and behold, we find the first pipe on yeah, yeah, and so you know, wicks is the head honcho.
Speaker 1:It's. This is his goal. He's got to go, do it right. He's got to do it first.
Speaker 1:This is the moment, this is when I tell you, gallant, I like all those P words Like I don't know if it was just me that saw it, but his chest kind of inflated, I felt like his pecs doubled in size. I felt it and he was a little hesitant at first but he went for it and he grabbed this python. And when he grabbed this python I felt at the same time that he was grabbing my spirit, like by the throat, like he was looking at me and see, but it was like you have the tail or the head about ahead. And he grabbed it.
Speaker 1:I felt him grabbing my python, my spirit python.
Speaker 2:He's been rehearsing who. He has a lot of videos he bought a few Roberson's on Walmart and he was in the back.
Speaker 1:You're trying that, for I feel like he's done research Under the videos. But he grabbed my spirit by the throat and looked at me and just said this is for you.
Speaker 2:It was like this.
Speaker 1:He didn't say where she did. I said I understand and I just want to apologize. No, I'm not gonna apologize. He didn't. He didn't gain it. So that moment. But I am the first one to say that wicks is 1,000 percent a protector. I told you I could never really walk that back unless he puts me the way situation. So he did earn his protector badge is what we called it. Yeah, um, and even though we've already introduced ourselves on the show, we need to introduce you to another Side of wicks. So I'm gonna kick it off and let this another side of wicks that you guys haven't met till today yet. You knew he existed, but you didn't know what words to put to it and what energy to put to it.
Speaker 1:So I'm gonna pass it to him and I'm gonna introduce the new side of wicks that you guys are gonna look at more often.
Speaker 3:Say it, say it. What's the name?
Speaker 1:Ladies and gentlemen, this is almost like a birth. I wanna introduce you to the birth. It's not a messy birth. There's no after birth or things like that, nothing it. I wanna introduce the world to Python Protector Wix, that's what I'm saying. Ppw you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Very proud of you, sir, but okay, I don't know how you gonna live after this. I don't wanna mess it up. That was a beautiful moment.
Speaker 2:It was don't mess it up.
Speaker 3:No do whatever you gotta say whatever it is, but I gotta say what? Okay. So, lena, after we call, after that Python, so that was like a three to four foot Python, right, and we did what we did. We went back to the boat. What many left out was, there was another two Python. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, as we're getting there, they're holding cause they went ahead of us. So actually we were with Python cowboy and captain Mike at the Airboat tours which. There it goes they're the best.
Speaker 3:So we're out there with them and the dog starts barking again. So we were good, we caught the first snake. We're like, we're good, we came here for what we came here for.
Speaker 3:It was three to four foot. I survived, we're good. Well, we get off the boat. The dog is barking. So now we're going through all of these storms. Everybody's scratched up, everybody has marks. Oh no, we get there. I get there first. Number two I'm an honest person and I like the speech Mandy gave and I don't want to mess this up, but we get there and they're holding two of the biggest pythons I've seen in person. Now, they might've been what? The 11 foot and possibly like nine foot, but these are big snakes. So they're holding both of these pythons and I get there first. And the first thing I said was they was like all right, wix, you got to catch it and I said, no, it's Mandy's go. The first thing that came out of my mouth was no, it's Mandy's go. Now, I'm not going to lie. I was a bit intimidated because the one that they want me to catch was the female snake. The female snakes are way bigger than the males.
Speaker 2:They're bigger.
Speaker 3:And we get there and this is this huge python and he's holding it and I'm looking at the tail and I'm like there's no way this is going to happen. So he was like no, we're just going to wait on your camera person to come. So in my mind I'm thinking please let Mandy come through first, before Rudy get there, because I need Mandy to catch this snake, because I'm not catching this snake.
Speaker 1:No, and just so, because I'm only jumping in, because I'm going to tell you what I was going on in my mind. When I heard you say this from afar, I said they better go, they better look for Ash. Catch them, because these trees will be in my ass. What is this snake going to do to me? And I was like man, I hope they catch it before I get there.
Speaker 3:So we were on the same page, Okay, but then they kind of pulled it out and they held them. They held both snakes.
Speaker 2:I saw the pictures. I was proud of you guys. I really was, because I probably talk a lot, but I know for a fact if I would have been there I probably would have been yelling in the top of my lungs.
Speaker 3:But Mandy, he caught one. And then he yelled I'm from Brooklyn. And I was like, get it, mandy, brooklyn in the house. But it weren't ready.
Speaker 1:If I had him tunes on, I would have been acting a fool.
Speaker 3:He said I should have wore my tunes.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you all about the protector real quick, cause like he handled this, was it like 13 foot python, whatever the heck it was. He had it by the tail. I mean, it looked like what's them dudes with the tigers in Las Vegas, the magicians? Oh a sick freedom Roy.
Speaker 1:He was dancing with this snake like sick freedom Roy. He's holding it by the tail. It's trying to. Somebody else was trying to distract on the other side. This python said no, no, the meal I want is on the opposite side. So while somebody's distracting the snakes, they explain what it makes like I don't care. It turns around and it's got. It's locked on wicks and wicks is just dodging. Bro. I thought I was like hold up. Am I just at home watching Disney plus the Daredevil show? Cause he just he's juicing the snake right.
Speaker 3:He had to put a shimmy on it and then he grabbed it, he finally just grabbed it by the throat and you could just see the snakes.
Speaker 1:Like I've been defeated. And once again, that light just continued to shine brighter upon his spirit. It was amazing.
Speaker 3:It was great. And then they let the other snake go and they say, all right, man, your turn, bro. And man is like what. Then I will say this man, he had one like step of like what, and then after that he just went for it and he stood there and waited on his opportunity and he grabbed it.
Speaker 2:You know what I would have want? A Britney Spears moment. Remember when the stage she came out with her little snake on her, oh yeah. I would have want one of those moments.
Speaker 3:And then and then what topped it off?
Speaker 2:She had the little snake.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I had a moment like that.
Speaker 3:And then Shardae's deathly afraid of snake. Oh, so she was like on the other side, no, she held the snake, she put the big snake right in the back, the big one and took a picture with this big snake.
Speaker 2:Did she get life insurance before getting with him? Ok, I need you to get on that.
Speaker 1:You know we are here. We are here. Why does she need life insurance when she has a protector? That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:That's better than life insurance. You had to see me out but I got to say my granddad used to take us on dangerous adventures all the time, Like, if you know about Lake Trafford and the Markely, it's filled with like gators, huge gators, 12, you know 12, 13, 14 foot gators and he had us out there like an eight foot boat and we're just, none of us can swim, but we're out there on Lake Trafford trying to fish with these big gators that are bigger than the boat. That's how I grew up. I'm about that action.
Speaker 1:OK, and for my only fan subscribers, I do have footage of me slobbing the snake down. Oh yeah, he kissed the snake.
Speaker 3:Many kissed the python.
Speaker 1:Only fans get ready for that baby Many has let the Florida seep into his brain.
Speaker 3:I don't feel like man. He's no longer New York, I mean, even though he yelled from Brooklyn after he caught the snake. I feel like Florida has taken over many.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3:And yeah. But even after that we're going to give it a new spin. We went to yeah, oh yeah, I see that he got to have like python skinned Tims. There you go. But we went boat fishing and that was man. He was tired so he didn't go with us. But we went boat fishing and we were catching tilapia and I caught like five of them things. You had to see me out there I felt like Robin Hood. Robin Hood had the boat, right, robin Hood didn't have a boat.
Speaker 2:He didn't have a boat.
Speaker 3:No, that Peter Pan.
Speaker 2:No, robin Hood had the boat. Captain Hook had the boat not.
Speaker 3:Peter Pan. Oh the boat the boat, oh boat Robin.
Speaker 1:Hood had it. We heard both. Did you hear both? Yeah, we heard both. But yeah, Robin Hood had a boat. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3:Ok, I was the Robin Hood out there of boat fishing. No, I'm not, I wasn't. I caught like five. The guy beside me was just a monster. They were just swimming away. He would get it. And I'm like, bro, you are good at this, I can't even run away from you If I try. He got a boat and everything's dangerous. No, but he was cool. It was a very good experience. We went with a premier fishing. I'll put their information in the bio, but yeah, that was that. So that was that was exciting. And then now we got manatees swimming with manatees.
Speaker 2:I'm excited. I'm excited. I feel like crap, but I promise I'm going to go home and do the remedy You're going to be good, and I'm just speaking. I'm speaking into existence. I'm going to be better.
Speaker 1:You already have the remedy.
Speaker 3:You just took the shot. You're going to feel a hold there. You're going to like float in. You're going to look at your camera, you're just going to be floating in there.
Speaker 1:Just asleep.
Speaker 3:We have to wake her up in the water I'll put down on the dresser you float in. It's going to be a whole situation. So recently I think I put a couple of days ago. Imagine you wake up, right, you wake up a normal day, you're about to do your normal activities and there's a 60 foot sinkhole in the middle of your yard, like it's just in your yard, a 60 foot sinkhole. What would be your next move? Is it on the front or the back? I think it's the front. It looks like it's in the front of the house About the driveway right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like in the yard in the front.
Speaker 3:I would not park my car there.
Speaker 2:It was well. The thing is that you don't even know when they're going to come up.
Speaker 2:They just you know it just tears in the ground and then that's it. You never see it come. And it scares me because have you noticed all the dang on potholes out here in Cape Coral, like I'm only driving my car and swimming? I used to have a car, you know, I put you know Florida, my 24 inch rims yeah, low profile tires. I'm telling you, I was so happy when I think it lasted me four months until it started damaging and then I had to pay to get the rim fixed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then new tires and low profile tires are more expensive. Hate it, but every time I see those things I feel like it's the beginning of a sinkhole, because they're huge.
Speaker 1:You never know. So you're OK with your tires being thin.
Speaker 2:Well, that was back in the days, not anymore.
Speaker 3:I know, I know what man is going with this, so Got someone there.
Speaker 2:You know what?
Speaker 1:You know how deep this is, oh sinkhole, oh there it goes, 60 foot.
Speaker 3:Yes, 60 foot deep. Deep, yeah, 60 foot deep.
Speaker 2:Listen.
Speaker 3:This would have been me.
Speaker 2:I went outside and saw this. I will look around to see if there's any cameras. Is there, isn't, I'm throwing myself in there.
Speaker 1:Then I'm calling, I'm going to lay on the side.
Speaker 3:I'm going to lay on the side like I tripped. Yeah Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying, like with your legs hanging out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then I will start screaming for help. I'll let the ambulance pick me up, take me, and then I'm getting a check.
Speaker 3:My body would be limp.
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 3:But I guess sinkholes are more common in central and west Florida, but mainly in more central Florida they get them more, but west Florida I guess we get them as well. So and I know that one opened up in Cape Coral where you were talking about. The car was kind of hanging out and I'm like, why can't that be me? Like I wouldn't.
Speaker 2:I want that check, because I want that check.
Speaker 1:No, just to put your life on the line like that.
Speaker 2:Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, I want to survive. And then I want to tell a story, I want to write a book.
Speaker 1:About one experience for the second call. I was like 15 minutes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then I'm going to say how I'm traumatized for the rest of my life and even though, even when I go in the sink and see like the sink, I'm scared Like, oh my god. Yeah, I can't survive I can't shower no more because the bathtub looks like a sinkhole.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm getting that check monthly.
Speaker 2:Please believe that.
Speaker 1:All right Sean.
Speaker 3:I'll give you some money.
Speaker 1:Problems we have.
Speaker 3:I see why many is tired of us, but no, but I definitely. That definitely is crazy. I'll give you some money.
Speaker 1:You wake up and see like this oh, hold on bro, I'm sorry, but that jabroni that said that I'm not genuine If I was in genuine I wouldn't have gave Wix's props.
Speaker 2:You jabroni, there you go, jabroni, don't talk about my best friend.
Speaker 1:Bro, I never talk about my best friend like that Ghostshoes man Ghostshoes.
Speaker 3:Freaking jabroni. All right, so which one y'all want to go to next? Y'all, it's up to y'all. I'm going to let y'all roll with this, because we got two. We got either a thin line between love and toxic, or we talk about the Tallahassee woman.
Speaker 1:I feel like we should save her for last.
Speaker 3:OK, you want to save her for last. Ok, we can save her for last. So there's a thin line between love and toxic right Period. I mean. I think the line is a little bit thicker because I mean, you can see, toxic.
Speaker 2:You can see it's like a hair string.
Speaker 3:Only if you don't want to see the toxic Because I can, as a person that be in toxic situations or have been in toxic situations I can tell you. You see it, you just depend on how much you want to be with that person. You kind of blur the line a little bit. So I'm not going to lie. I've seen some situations and I'm like this is very toxic. Everybody around me will be like this is very toxic and I'll be like but I feel like I can make this work. And then you, that's even toxic to even have that thought in your mind and she's someone toxic and see them doing toxic things and think you can still make it work. What are y'all? How do y'all feel about this?
Speaker 1:I can't tell the difference anymore in my life Cause I'm so used to toxic. Toxic is regular. Now, like I was talking to you a very natural moment that I recently had I was like, oh, this might be toxic. You know, I'll talk about my ex fiance.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:So her job hiring and they paying some good money, yeah, so I went in there real quick and applied there, but I think they caught on to me. Um, I didn't quite get that job, but I wasn't trying to be toxic, I don't want nothing to do with her. Yeah, I was like yo, y'all paying some money, let me get in there. But then I'm thinking another person would be like hell. No, I'm not going to be in there. That could be a weird situation. But I didn't even give that a second thought. I was like, whatever I can, I'll work with plenty of people who I can pretend they're dead.
Speaker 2:Not everyone's. Like you, I couldn't be around somebody that I don't want to see no more or had an issue with. I don't want to. I want to pretend that they're dead, so I don't want to see you.
Speaker 3:Now, I'm not if it comes to survival. So if you're saying like I meant this job and it's about my money, cause when I go to work anyways, I don't pay attention to nothing else- You're there eight, nine, 10 hours a day.
Speaker 2:There ain't no way that I want to live the rest of my life seeing that disgusting, despicable face for nine, 10 hours.
Speaker 1:I'm not having it. You haven't had a good breakup, jesus. I have there's nobody that you broken up with.
Speaker 2:It's okay to see them anymore.
Speaker 3:Okay, but ask people that have worked with me. I'm telling you, like I go into work, I buy my business, anything else that's going on outside of my business, as far as work, I don't care what nobody else is doing. So if it's like that, I didn't feel like that was toxic, cause you didn't go to the job like, hey, I'm going here because she's working here Now, that would have been toxic. But if you go there like, hey, they're paying a lot more money than what I'm getting, or it's a better opportunity for me to advance, then, yeah, at that point it's not even about that person.
Speaker 3:You have to put yourself there and think about yourself. It's okay to think about yourself. So I feel like you were doing what you were supposed to do and thinking about yourself. I don't feel like that was toxic, but if you went there like, hey, I'm going here because my ex is here, then that would be toxic, so I'm so interested to hear what Lena has to say on this topic.
Speaker 3:It's been lying. Wait before that, before that, you're in many situations You're at a job and you see this other job that's paying way better, especially way better opportunities in the future. So you see more advancement in this other opportunity. But the only thing is your ex works there, but you haven't talked to this ex. In what a year? Two years, a year A year.
Speaker 2:If we ended in bad terms. I don't want to see them. I know it's money, but sometimes my sanity is worth a lot more. If we broke up in good terms and I still have a relationship with this person, like you know, we talk, we're social media friends I wouldn't mind. I'm just hoping and praying that you just don't try to cross the line and try to get with me again.
Speaker 3:Oh no, but that. That line should be clear at the beginning. Hey, we're there, we're done.
Speaker 2:A lot of people. No, no, I have people still reaching out to me from, like high school. You know, we should give it a try.
Speaker 1:I said- she's trying to flex so hard right now.
Speaker 2:It's not flexing, it's show. Some people are not willing females at, males are not willing to let it go and they think that because they had that one moment, 10, 15 years ago, that they still have that okay to come back whenever they want.
Speaker 3:But certain people also believe that they have kids with someone, that they also have that. Like I've talked to dudes that'll be like oh, that's my baby mama, that you know. They always feel like they have that.
Speaker 3:I don't know I guess my mind is different, Cause, like I don't, even when I look at my kid's mother, I never like look at her, like oh, I could be, like I don't. I kind of get to the point where I forget we were actually together. We just share kids. You know what I'm saying. Like that's where we are right now. But I do agree, A lot of women do come back as well as men. Like when me and Shardae broke up, a lot of my exes were like, oh so you're single again.
Speaker 2:And I'm like not a chance you gotta shut it down at the beginning.
Speaker 1:Single or not, it's not happening so thin line between love and toxic.
Speaker 2:There's a thin line, it's not. It's not a thick line at all and I feel like when you get into a relationship and you fall in love and you want that to work out, you become a little toxic to make it work Does that make sense.
Speaker 1:Yes, can you deal with it? Okay?
Speaker 2:Let me give you a perfect example. Okay, let's say you're not. You say you're not a jealous person. Oh, I'm not jealous at all. Now you fell in love with Rosemary and Rosemary is a beautiful woman, and then you see now the tension she's getting. Now, the sudden, you went from not being jealous to being jealous. So now you have that little toxic trait where you just want to be like, you know, kind of I don't like them looking at you. Duh, duh, duh, this and that Like things like that start occurring once you fall in love, things that you claim you wasn't.
Speaker 3:You become I don't believe that. What I will say is it because a lot of and I say this a lot, a lot of people go with words. A lot of people go I'm an action person, right? So people will say things to no, I'm not jealous. No, I'm not, you know, just because it sounds great. But the whole time that jealousy has been there. That's what I'm saying. Like me, I'm not a jealous person. Like I joke around, but I'm not a jealous person. Like I don't. Like if my woman wants to post social media stuff, I'd be like, do your thing, like I'd be on that, like in it, like I don't care. Obviously, I think she's beautiful. So you know, there's going to be other people that think she's beautiful and I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3:As long as she doesn't disrespect me, I don't care, and then vice versa, I won't disrespect her. So I don't really. So, like I said, it's always there. I've never secretly done anything like that. You know, some people say that's all right.
Speaker 1:I don't that jealousy that that situation some up. It was always there. Yeah, the person probably just kept it under wraps, but I don't feel like Something like that just like comes out of thin air and manifests itself.
Speaker 3:Like if I think you're attractive but then nobody else can look at you like that's, that's, yeah, that's jealousy and some it's a little bit of insecurity in there, yep.
Speaker 1:So I will say that take her, you pay for her gas, bro. Oh, stupid nails. You gotta say you can't just take her, you gotta take everything. You gotta take everything these nails cost money.
Speaker 2:I'll take it.
Speaker 1:Oh, I wasn't talking about you specific.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, no, I'm in the situation. You look at me on the side and said stupid nails.
Speaker 1:Oh, I like.
Speaker 2:Yes, you did Later.
Speaker 1:On talking about you. I'm sorry. No, okay, we go. Just, I got triggered from, so Take on, bro you take all the bills that come with all the issues doing me a favor.
Speaker 3:All right, so I think you added this woman. God takes a girl Starbucks for a first date and shenanigans ensue, yeah.
Speaker 1:Wait, did you see this video?
Speaker 2:Yeah, so what you mean.
Speaker 1:All right, so they were going on a first date, Okay which I had to say something about that, but go ahead breaks the news to her that their first date he wants to go to Starbucks. He's taking out the Starbucks.
Speaker 2:Okay, free Wi-Fi.
Speaker 1:The young lady that's with him. Starts tripping and starts to, turns her phone on, starts recording. The whole situation is like can you believe this guy's taking me to Starbucks on first day, on our first date?
Speaker 2:So she had that in mind to do it, because why would you say yes and sped out she?
Speaker 1:didn't find out about Starbucks to. They got the star, but she Was gonna be, so that's why she started recording and bugging out. So he's the first date, yeah, so he decides oh, I don't like her attitude, I'm taking her home, I'm good, we don't have to go.
Speaker 2:Absolutely.
Speaker 1:Well, this is where it gets great. So this, he's made a decision. He's driving away like, but she still keeps going on and on and in the car together in the car she's recording on on the internet live and she's like look at this broke dude everybody.
Speaker 2:I would have turned the heater on her C and burn her ass. He does something even better.
Speaker 1:Which, even if I'm in a situation I don't know if I would do, but I'm glad he did it and I wish and hope I can do it. If I'm in a situation he says you know what, as a matter of fact, I'm not even taking you home, we're gonna stop right here and good luck in your home.
Speaker 2:Absolutely.
Speaker 1:I was absolutely. I don't know if I could do it, but I was so proud of him.
Speaker 2:You better call me.
Speaker 1:Wait, what do you mean?
Speaker 2:Yeah, if this ever happened to you, you call me.
Speaker 1:What are you gonna do in the situation?
Speaker 2:Get her out of your car oh.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not worried about her getting out. I just don't feel like I'll be, like I wouldn't. Just I would just take her home and ignore Her the whole way home. But I hope, yeah, I could drop. I want to be able to say get out of my car right now, but I don't think I would do it. That's not it, no matter how bad she if I pick you up from somewhere.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna drop you off there, yeah, but I won't talk to you. But I do agree with, and I can say it's difficult with social media because you never know what's real these days, because everybody just wants to go viral Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:But I did see exactly that's sold for me. That's so disrespectful. If you didn't like it, dismiss him, but don't have to. You don't have to do it public. What for now? You're out here looking like a complete, a complete jerk or a backfire.
Speaker 3:Darn, I did, I looked. Walking on, yeah this acts for like a Uber or something, like she acts him for like a Uber or something not in the video I saw he told her to get a okay, there you go.
Speaker 1:I don't think she asked for an Uber.
Speaker 2:Okay, I will say this. I remember last week you said something like oh, what if I took you to I hop on the first day, and I said I will love it, like I will find something, the menu and I will eat it and stuff. And then you told me well, why are you single? And I'm just like I have high expectations. And you were like, hmm, someone else had comment like, oh how, you will accept I hop, but you have high expectations. This is the thing about dating when you're starting to date somebody, right I Don't know who the heck you think you are that you have to get all this extravaganza Stuff done to you on the first date, yeah, you always start small.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, take me to I hop. How do you know that after I have? My connection was not good and I want to end it with you. There's no second date. We started smart, I like you and we continue talking, and we had a vibe. You're taking me somewhere more fancier the second time, the third time will be even better, the fourth time would be better, and the more you stick around, the more the connection is, the more you like each other, the more you fall in love. Those things become bigger, those outings I don't know who these men and women think they are that they go on the first date and they are expecting I got five star meal and they want the the carpet to be thrown in front of them as they're walking. No, you need to get to know someone and Just vibe out and all those good stuff come on, they come later on.
Speaker 2:Yeah because I'll be pissed if I take a guy on the first day because I was. I mean I would do that, and then it didn't work out. But I just paid a $300 bill. That didn't even like. It was just a fun, like you know. A time of two hours I'll be. So no, we eating tacos, we're gonna have some free. What is it? How do you think? We're gonna drink some harritos outside the food truck. We're gonna laugh, we're gonna listen to music and we're gonna vibe. We like each other. I'm taking you somewhere else better. Are you gonna take me somewhere else better?
Speaker 1:That's how I see. That's a point he made in the video. Yes yo like you, you got a.
Speaker 3:We earned that, yet but we you was crazy is a lot of people feel entitled, so they think yes, I want to date with this dude.
Speaker 3:He got a nice car. This woman, they have a nice this. So they're gonna take me to the most expensive place and it's like they're. They're more with the aesthetics, because the what they're gonna do is they're gonna go to expensive restaurant yeah, take pictures and show that I mean it's expensive restaurant and Then most likely not even talk to each other because they're gonna. You know, I'm saying yes, instead of hey, let me take you to Starbucks.
Speaker 2:We can have a coffee and actually have a whole vibe, like you can have some nice like a hi, a hot mocha, yeah, chillin. You're watching videos on tick, tock, your vibing, you're laughing. What more do you want from that? And then later on, is that y'all really like you. We connected. The energy was amazing. We should do this again and do something else. And then you do something else, and something else, and something else, and eventually you become, you're in a relationship and you start having anniversaries and you start having you, you're yearly outings, like that all falls into place.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it just happens. But I think people are so worried more. They're worried more about the price of things rather than the vibe with them.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:Yes, which is why I feel like my relationship works, because it's not really so. We don't have to go to the most expensive restaurant we love. We love food truck. So we'll be online and we'll find a food truck that we love it like. Let's go to this food.
Speaker 2:Yes, try something new, absolutely. It's all. I'm all about creating memories. Yes and for me a connection is very important. Yes, I, there's a saying um, I Pulsated on Facebook that I said like connection before stimulation, like at the connection to me is important. I cannot be Turned on if a connection is not there.
Speaker 2:Yeah for me, that is more important than money and showing now and all that. That's. That's me personally. I'm just speaking for me. But I don't know. I agree, those women that do those things. To me, it's just so disrespectful. Not only that, but did you ask him why he took him? Hey, why don't you bring me to Starbucks? Yeah, what if he would have said like Something nice, like, oh, you know, they have the best coffee here. This was my first job and I've had great memories here and I just wanted you to come with me. Then you're gonna feel like a complete jerk about it, or that's so corny.
Speaker 2:It's corny, but it's cute.
Speaker 3:Or I just wanted to talk to you, yes, Not what you did, is you created it.
Speaker 1:Now, that's smart. I'm not gonna do this, but the first thing I thought was oh, if I'm a guy that likes to lie, oh, now I'm gonna start doing that and taking you to places that you really ain't gonna know me.
Speaker 2:You know what build the backstory. You know what songs I don't find out right.
Speaker 1:Why did I take you to save a lot? I'll tell you why Because I saved this old Spanish woman in the back. She was gonna get mugged and I saved her life. And this is the oh.
Speaker 2:I don't care if he had a gift card.
Speaker 3:But as long as I'm still getting fed as long as the vibe is good and everything else kind of works out, I think I'm sure two things.
Speaker 1:I think it's this like generation, this younger generation of women and their expectations is crazy, my son, that's always it this, that, or the bitter person that had a terrible relationship prior, whether they were paying for everything, or the dude wasn't provided nothing, and they just keep those old things in they had. So now they have to make sure that whoever they're getting with now, it's not the same type of person. But that's not fair, because you got to give people a clean slate, like what that dude did with you back then. Hey, sorry that happened.
Speaker 3:That ain't got nothing new with me, cuz you know what I do with me. I think also. I think social media has ruined a lot yes, people yes a lot of things like.
Speaker 3:I've Been in situations in the past where you'll go do something and that person is more so focused on how it looks on social media. I'll use likes, things like that. I mean I know I say this because you know I do social media, but I can promise y'all that's not why I do things. But a lot of people focus on Like. Even her making that video was to embarrass him for her to get views.
Speaker 2:I mean, I got embarrassed.
Speaker 3:Yeah, when they went in her comments and dog her. They lay, they dog her. But the reason why she did it and I'm gonna I mean, I don't know her, but I'm gonna say just basically what I see on the internet is For the views, the likes you could have been home not doing absolutely nothing. Board out your mind he didn't say come to my house and let's why you know I'm saying. He didn't say cut of my house, let's just chill. He actually had a plan.
Speaker 2:Took you out in the daytime to go you need to make the best out of times like that. Yeah, let's say there's a financial situation and all you could really afford is for her to come over, put some blankets on the couch, put some popcorn on in the microwave and let it be a whole vibe. Let up some little candles and just vibe out. A wine bottle, a wine bottle, and public says how much? Ten bucks. Yeah, come on now we need to make the best out of the worst situation.
Speaker 3:They could have made an air house. Y'all ever been in the air house?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:She and you put stuff on the outside and put up a projector in the air house.
Speaker 2:There's ways of doing it. There is, but then again you have to be with people that appreciate that.
Speaker 3:I'm like it, for that's what. You know what I'm saying. I gotta make a house now.
Speaker 1:Hey, I'm here, man, I'll imagine getting somebody pregnant in the air house. That's the memory they got forever on.
Speaker 2:Y'all can see you, this baby and then when you have the baby's first birthday, you wouldn't air house.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what's the air house?
Speaker 1:And then you know that I'm like I'm gonna get everybody to go.
Speaker 2:Memories. How dope is that?
Speaker 1:if they would have worked out.
Speaker 2:It would have been so cute. A year in. Yeah, they go and sell a brother. One year anniversary star box. Yeah, you remember first day here, honey, she's a terrible human being.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know he is a great guy. You know why, cuz, if you put me in that situation, Well, I'm lighting you up on that camera. He was so respectful.
Speaker 3:I'm tearing you up, no but, good for him.
Speaker 2:Good for him a stand-up guy, All right so hopefully we don't find out.
Speaker 1:He's a serial killer right.
Speaker 3:So we got a game, we got another game. I'm throwing a light these games, but we mentioned it last week. Actually, leaner entered the. She Recommended the competition to find the funny is what the best Florida story, florida man, florida woman story, and we bring it here and we let the people decide, but many. So this is what we can do, what I'm gonna, how you feel we can let many get a vote.
Speaker 2:Okay, let the people the reason why he's voting is because he did not do his homework.
Speaker 1:That is true, but just to be fair, it was her idea and we've had a lot of friction and Just not this friction between me and you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, negative.
Speaker 1:Bro, we've had be. What are we doing here right now? Am I in the twilight zone? And I still don't have my fur from winning this competition the other time? So but yes, we've had Probably miss messages every two. You know what? Anyway, even with my animosity right now towards her Wicks, do you believe that I could be a fair judge, regardless of the situation I?
Speaker 3:believe you could be a fair judge, but this is what I was gonna say you could be a judge and then the comments can be a judge.
Speaker 1:Okay, sure, you get half the vote and then the comments that the collective so which wants to make sure he can have a tie, cuz we know who you guys are gonna vote for leader.
Speaker 3:Have you seen the comments?
Speaker 1:Hey, listen the love they got for you. Ah, empty dress back is not gonna do nothing, listen ghost host came after you for later. Yeah, but ghost hosting coming after you for Lena ghost, oh it's probably don't even fall, don't even watch the podcast.
Speaker 3:For me he probably watched the podcast 100% he was.
Speaker 1:He would throw you under the bus for Lena.
Speaker 3:We're gonna see, we're gonna see. So you want me to go first? You want to go first, all right.
Speaker 2:Are you gonna do your two stories first, or you do one and I do one and then you do one? Okay, no, this is just a tiebreaker though.
Speaker 1:Well, are we gonna vote? Yeah, okay, go ahead I.
Speaker 2:Have three stories, just in case. See, you told me to, just in case, it was just like you know, when you try to find something and then something else pops out, and then something else pops out. That's what happened. I try to search for one thing, but then I thought this was funny and this was funny side, just took screenshots, that's it already with the beef. Oh.
Speaker 3:I mean, I'm quick. Lorda mana cues have jumpin naked on a neighbor's trampoline before breaking into the home. And Lee hi Chris, Florida man bounced naked on his neighbor's trampoline and attempted to break into her house. He was also reportedly eating grass during their rest.
Speaker 1:I Does the story say anything about drugs being found afterwards? No, no, no. But could you imagine it? Because you know it's a neighbor. He jumped on the trampoline naked yes Broke into the house and ate grass. All of those things happen in one go During the arrest.
Speaker 3:So when they came to arrest him. Oh, then he arrest. He started eating grass, yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh OK.
Speaker 3:That's a lot to unpack.
Speaker 2:All right. So this is mine Calling 911 after his cat was the night entry into the strip club and you know I love me the strip club, so this was funny to me. So Everett Legs was just minding his own business and trying to enter a strip club with his pet cat. What could possibly be wrong with that? The problem is he was trying to go in. They stopped him from going in, so he got very upset. He sat outside and called 911. The operator informed him that he wasn't using that wasn't the proper use of calling the emergency line. So he got really mad at them. So then he kept calling back 911 multiple times. On the 12th call of him calling 911, they came and arrested him and then took his cat to animal control.
Speaker 3:He probably lost it after that. Damn what you got, Benny.
Speaker 1:You really don't want the cat in there, because if you want a strip club, some happens that's cat on cat crime. Let's start with that. Yeah, 12 times, damn Wicks. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3:It's OK, I have to go with hers. It's OK.
Speaker 1:Damn, those are two good ones. This is pretty good. And you know it's funny. It's like while I'm here and wait, there's no way there's anything to combat this right now. Damn. All right, nanny, you go first, connect one.
Speaker 2:OK. So the next one is Florida man Trap in Unlocked Closet for two days. So it's two couple, john 31 and Amber 25. I guess they snuck into a college and so they wouldn't get caught. They went into the janitor's closet and, too high, they were there for two days. Obviously they're not drinking, they're not eating, they're thinking that they're about to die because they're locked into this closet. So of course they had no choice but after two days to call 911 because they're starving. They haven't had nothing to drink. When the people got there to rescue them they just turned the door knob and opened the door. The whole time the closet was unlocked.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So I don't know if they were under the influence or the paranoia took over, but they literally were there for two days until they finally had no choice. They didn't want to get in trouble. But at this point they're like we're dying, we're starving, we're hungry, we're thirsty. We just had to call 911 at this point and the door was unlocked the whole time.
Speaker 1:I wish that they didn't have phone reception. And how do I say this respectfully? The lords sometimes takes people out of this place Because these, oh my god, all right, never mind, it's not a nice way to say it Go ahead, woods Are you ready?
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Lord of man steals car, realizes there's a baby in it, drops the baby off and then makes a getaway. Where did you drive the baby off at, I guess? Back with the situation Now, back to the sit where he stole the car from. So he stole the car, realized it was a baby and it dropped the baby off when he stole the car, I guess, and then got away.
Speaker 1:Woods, I'm kind of disappointed in you. Why, well, she just beat you 2-0. Because he was a good Samaritan. This is a great story.
Speaker 3:But he did something, the church guy. He broke into the church, baptized himself and then stole the money. He stole the car, realized it was a baby.
Speaker 2:It could have been worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah Dropped the baby off. He has sympathy for the baby.
Speaker 3:It's so much going on in there.
Speaker 2:First of all, hold on, hold on. Why is there a baby left unattended in a car?
Speaker 3:I think that's what we should have got first. Oh, never mind yeah, that's what we should have got first he probably saved the life.
Speaker 1:You know what this?
Speaker 3:guy's a hero. I'll take that back. It's one-one. He saved a baby Lita. You just saved it for me, because yeah, good job, Lina.
Speaker 2:No, I mean, I don't mind, but there's so many questions. Where was the mom? Where was the dad? What if this baby would have overheat? You know?
Speaker 1:what had been funnier If he came back, dropped the baby off and then a mom come out and now she's the bad guy in front of everybody. He's like how dare you leave the kid in the car? And everybody forgot, so he stole the car.
Speaker 3:And he was like I stole your car and your baby was left unattended. You're a terrible person.
Speaker 2:You're a terrible mother so then did he get arrested or did the mother get arrested?
Speaker 3:Well, he got away from what it says here. Oh, and there's a picture of it. They call him modern Robin Hood.
Speaker 2:He's really carrying the car seat.
Speaker 3:This happened for real.
Speaker 2:Aw.
Speaker 1:All right, so it's one-one and I guess the people are going to decide to tie breaker.
Speaker 3:OK, so you got one. You said, you got one more.
Speaker 2:I got one more. This could be.
Speaker 1:Wait, but you don't have one more. I got one. Oh, you see one first and you're going to have to go first this time.
Speaker 2:We're overachievers here, boy I think I got it.
Speaker 3:Ok, I'm going first Go ahead. Lordeumann gets tired of waiting at hospital. Stills Ambulance he drives home.
Speaker 2:I think he got me Very good Eli, that's because we don't know the details of these stories.
Speaker 1:Because my first thing is why didn't he take his own car? But maybe they called the ambulance. He got taken there and he's like listen, I'm going to go home. I have to go back the same way I came. I don't know what to tell y'all.
Speaker 3:And he stole the ambulance and went home.
Speaker 1:Damn, that's a good one, Go ahead.
Speaker 2:So this one was kind of dumb. It's just the way that they typed it to make it funny, like on the news. So it says October 27, 2019, florida man arrested for trying to get alligator drunk. I'm like, ok, that sounds like something that typically happens every day, but it's the way that they say it. So Timothy 27 allegedly fed some beer to the gator after his friend caught it with his bare hands. So one of the friends caught the gator and then the other friend decided to give him some beer. But it's just the way that they typed it. It says but the reptile apparently is not an alcoholic and wasn't a fan of the booze, so he bit him in self-defense and both the men were arrested later. And for me it's just like just the way that they say that he wasn't an alcoholic. Come on now.
Speaker 1:Oh man, Lina, you just made like an old lady joke.
Speaker 2:It wasn't old lady. I thought it was funny.
Speaker 1:This is how I heard it. You know how you said. It's how I heard it. Devon, you're never going to believe this story. Just wait a minute. Oh, the alligator's not like. Nah, that's not how. So Wix got this Dang. The tiebreaker Dun dun, dun. And I guess there's not going to be. We'll see how the comments go, because they would have picked which to win anyway, but we'll see how they feel about it.
Speaker 3:I don't think there are Bro. I think we got a floor to story that might have topped all of those.
Speaker 1:She had. You know, bro, If she didn't bring up the point about the baby thing, she would have had you.
Speaker 3:So many layers.
Speaker 2:I just had questions, it's all good.
Speaker 1:So many layers. It's usually what happens. Women have questions and then things go awry. Is that what happens Usually? What happens? They don't just take the advice, they follow up questions and then they find out more.
Speaker 3:I just yes.
Speaker 2:I need answers.
Speaker 3:Not for you, ok, so All right. So this one is a good one. So I feel like this is another Florida story, because this person is from Tallahassee, and this is what I was saying about social media ruining people, because they see other things and they have these expectations and they try to, you know. So this lady decided this lady gets 60,000 followers on TikTok. After she got these 60,000 followers on TikTok, she felt like the next best thing to do was to quit her job, moved to Houston, texas, to become a full-time influencer.
Speaker 2:With just 60,000.
Speaker 3:With 60, yeah, just 60,000.
Speaker 2:Because there's no people out there in the millions right.
Speaker 3:Not at all. Okay, not at all. Well, she ended up homeless. That's not funny that she ended up homeless, but Because she has two kids. Because she has two kids. The kids is what makes her less funny. Three children actually, three, three.
Speaker 2:And they're babies.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so the kids are not what makes that's what makes it not funny. If it was just her, I would have been like, what do you think? But this is why I feel like social media ruins people, because a lot of people but I don't think it's ruining people.
Speaker 2:I think that she just wasn't smart Because social media is not gonna ruin me. I'm gonna say I'm not gonna quit my job because I got 60,000 followers. Like, I'm not Common sense. Some people just like it.
Speaker 1:Yes, and I don't know what she said in the nice way. She said she's mad dumb and if it wasn't this, something else was gonna seriously affect her life, cause she's mad dumb. But I'm like it's 2024. You don't have to move anywhere to be successful in social media. Exactly, if you're talented, if you're funny, if you put in the work, nobody knows you're in Tallahassee. If your content is funny, it is or is good, it is what it is. So, like I said, she just dumb and thankfully there have been people sending money to her GoFundMe so she can move right back to Tallahassee, cause this she's definitely had Florida behavior and this is where she belongs. So now she can bring her ass back over here and stay where she belongs and hopefully she becomes better, cause, man, if these poor kids gotta stay with her for as long, and I will.
Speaker 3:But I will say this Lita, you're a more of a logical person. So, you're gonna look, and most people are, you know they're gonna look at the logic of the situation as somebody that's on TikTok, right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I think I was at a. I was over a billion followers and I was still like I'm not good at my job. You know what I'm?
Speaker 2:saying Cause the money has to make sense.
Speaker 3:I have to be making the money.
Speaker 2:It has to be there first.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:Now I'd be like, hey, I'm a quit my job because I know a month from now I'm gonna be doing so good.
Speaker 3:Yes, and I understand people going for their dreams and taking that punch, but it also has to make sense. It wasn't until my job started becoming like being in the way of me doing what I needed to do for social media is when I was like, all right, I gotta let this job go so that I can pursue what I'm trying to pursue, because the money was already there.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 3:And I was making more than I was making at my job anyway. So I was like okay, I have you know, I can do this, but, like I said, I was well over a million before this even happened to get 60,000 followers. I think there has to be a level of delusion there for you to think that, okay, I'm 60,000. But I will say this as a person that's on social media and on TikTok the people that are from that range of 60,000, from like, I think, 20,000 and like 100,000, they mentally are some of the most delusional people.
Speaker 2:Like they become like I'm famous you can't tell me and you're not, yeah, like You're not.
Speaker 3:That's a. I think it's. What upsets me about this is the fact that she put her kids at risk and so it wouldn't just hurt.
Speaker 2:That's what upsets me and then this whole goal fund me. I'm a person that does donate a lot and I have receipts to prove it and stuff If the story is something touching. For example, I had a friend recently her car, her Tesla, malfunction. The car turns over and her and her husband are like severely hurt. I'm talking about broken backs, ribs and stuff and I donate it because it's something. It's not her fault.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just something that.
Speaker 2:But I'm not gonna donate to her because I feel like you did this on purpose, like I feel like this was your plan B. Well, if I don't succeed, I'm just gonna start. A goal funds me and people are gonna donate me once I become homeless, like I felt, like that was what my plan B, because she had kids and I don't support it.
Speaker 2:I feel bad for the kids and I hope that there is a case worker on this case, making sure that these kids remain safe with the mother, not take it away, but follow up, because this is not okay, because that's a crazy way and it's not like 60,000, because YouTube is a lot different. You can make money If you got 60,000 subscribers, you can make money on YouTube, but but is it enough, though, for you and your three kids to survive and to move to another state?
Speaker 3:And it also depends on how much work you put in. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:Yes, you need to make these decisions when the income is already there, like another thing that I hate. When people like I hate my job, so I quit, I'm gonna look for another one, why not hold off until you find the job? So there ain't no gap, because life is expensive.
Speaker 3:Yes, yes, but, like I said, a lot of them they don't. Like I said, I think the part that I'm stuck on is just to keep with these kids. These kids don't know any better and you put them in a situation because of something. You want extra attention and so you put these kids in that situation and I think that's the worst part about this.
Speaker 2:Yeah that gives me irresponsible mother vibes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I will tell y'all, 60,000 on TikTokers are not enough to survive without a job and move it to a whole different city.
Speaker 2:And I hope that you make it. I don't wanna be negative, like I hope you do make it there and get into the millions, but wait until that happens.
Speaker 3:I don't hope you make it, but it'll get worse. I feel like it'll get worse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because now you're giving this idiot more resources to do idiot things, but maybe she learned her lesson.
Speaker 2:This lady didn't learn her lesson, but even if she learned her lesson.
Speaker 1:she wouldn't have gone and tried to get money from people on her go for me. She would have said I'm an idiot, I made the decision. I gotta figure it out. She tried to become a victim on her little interview.
Speaker 3:She tried to be the victim, like it was. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:You're not the victim, you called me, so there's a video of her talking. I just read it, but I didn't see the video. Okay, so maybe I need to. I will show you after this.
Speaker 3:But then and I will tell people even that a million followers on TikTok, they're still not making money, like a lot of people think. Oh, you got a million followers on TikTok and you can see people that, like I can show you interviews with people with over a million followers and they will tell you the same thing. I'm telling you you have to know your business, you have to know how to make. Not saying you need a million followers, but if you know your business then you can make the money. But you have to be on it and you gotta know your business, how to get brand deals yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:You can take that route. How to become a UGC critic. So there's a lot of other ways to do it, but you have to know your business. You can't just get 60,000 followers and be like all right, y'all, quit with y'all, I'm famous now. There's no commentant here.
Speaker 1:I don't have kids, but I have logic. Unfortunately, the truth is, when you have kids and you wanna pursue your dream, you gotta seriously adjust how you're gonna pursue your dreams. You can't do it like somebody else that has no responsibility and throw everything out the window. So what she need to do is well, this is gonna help her, though I'm gonna help her right now with her social media. Whatever her handle is, whatever her page, let's change it to FDM Kids, and then I feel like you're gonna be going places and you can make this happen. That's what you're rolling with yeah, fdm Kids. And if DCF comes and knocking, let's start recording everything, man, because if you already put yourself in this position, you might as well try to benefit as much as possible. So the next storyline for your social media could be like hey, I'm gonna fight for these kids People are strange.
Speaker 1:But thank God, them kids found a way to make it home. Yeah, she got the money to make it home. We'll see what happens after that.
Speaker 3:I just hope that Shout out to them kids. I think the kids is what saved this whole thing, because if she didn't have them kids, nobody would care. They'd be like, look at you.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But I will say Houston has become like an influencer hub and like Sugar daddy capital.
Speaker 2:And they find I'm not even gonna ask how you do that, but isn't?
Speaker 1:that, like she doesn't have to say the opposite. Hey, if this place is already full of these things, let me go somewhere where there's not as many fish in the pond and build up from here.
Speaker 3:And that's crazy, because I live in Southwest Florida and I'm still doing pretty good. I know people in Orlando. I know there's multiple people in Southwest Florida that are doing well, so it's not about your place, but the issue is a lot of these people. They felt like they have to hang with other creators or other influencers in order to make it. And you really Listen, y'all, I'm gonna tell y'all some truth. Y'all will rarely catch me with another creator. It's very rare and I have to be very cool with those people. So it's not even like a. You're a creator, so we're cool. It has to be. You have to bring something else as a person. Hanging with other creators is not gonna ensure that you make it.
Speaker 1:I will say that no, no, no, let me be positive, like Lena, hopefully as little changes her life, these kids have to deal with it. We're good. That's what. Yeah, good luck to her. Be better, become better. You're gonna be great. Just you know, don't have them kids out the window.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so what? Yeah, what y'all wanna leave with the people? I feel like you were strong just now. Yeah, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Oh, I like that. I like that. Feel the back, feel Lena.
Speaker 2:I'm just ready to go to bed.
Speaker 3:I'm with y'all swimming with manatee.
Speaker 2:Good night everyone.
Speaker 3:That's it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I feel like doo-doo.
Speaker 1:I just wanna go to bed I feel that I'm gonna tell you, you have the rest of your socks. You feel better.
Speaker 2:Oh, I like my socks.
Speaker 3:What I will say is if you get 60,000 followers on TikTok, don't quit your job y'all, because this is stupid, and y'all know I'm not even a negative person, but that's just stupid. That don't make sense. It's not gonna get you anywhere it you're not making the money, so you don't need to see the money coming in. I just got anger all over again. Y'all be positive vibes. Only that's all I can say. Y'all, Cue my theme music.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, it's Wixx.
Speaker 1:OMG is Wixx. Oh, my God, it's Wixx. Omg is Wixx.